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LadyLaw · 09-27-2004

Anthony, this one is for you!

Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington,
who slapped him and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I
helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry then approached and punched Osama in the nose. After
that James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin. He was followed
by an angry Thomas Jefferson, who whacked Osama over the head with a
cane.
The thrashing continued as John Randolph, James Monroe, and 66 other
early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist
leader.
Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared.
"This is not what you promised me," Osama said to the angel.
"Come on, Osama," the angel replied. "I told you there would be 72
Virginians waiting for you in heaven."

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09-27-2004	#1
LadyLaw Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 366	Anthony, this one is for you! Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry then approached and punched Osama in the nose. After that James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin. He was followed by an angry Thomas Jefferson, who whacked Osama over the head with a cane. The thrashing continued as John Randolph, James Monroe, and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared. "This is not what you promised me," Osama said to the angel. "Come on, Osama," the angel replied. "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven."