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Winetalk.com 09-27-2004 05:26 PM

my wife called our favorite Greek place to check what is their corcage fee
(food there is excellent, but the wine list sucks major cock)
their responce:
$25.....fuck me!

so....instead of paying this rip off, we have decided to "steal" their recepie of lamb chops and...yeap, we done 'em better than those mofo's!

1) they lost a client

2) tomorrow we are doing leg of lamb and invite South Floridians beaten by hurricanes for a tasting!

Mel, Anthony, Forest, MikeW bring your hearty appetites!
;-)))

MikeW 09-27-2004 05:59 PM

I'll be there!

Winetalk.com 09-27-2004 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MikeW@Sep 27 2004, 05:00 PM
I'll be there!
with or without your 17 years old cleaning lady?
;-)))

either you bring her or not, I STILL G U A R A N T E E one virgin at the table!
;_))

Mel, shhhh.....
;-)))

MikeW 09-27-2004 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Sep 27 2004, 06:02 PM
either you bring her or not, I STILL G U A R A N T E E one virgin at the table!
;_))

well that sorta rules out Sonia ;-)))) :blink:

PattyeCake* 09-27-2004 06:52 PM

Serge, You have such a big heart :)
Glad to hear everyone survived the storm!

Lee 09-27-2004 06:54 PM

Pattye...

You still working for that douche bag over at Epic Trash?

Regards,

Lee

Jim_Gunn 09-27-2004 06:56 PM

No power loss at my place in Hollywood. Another hurricane hassle avoided!

MikeW 09-27-2004 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jim_Gunn@Sep 27 2004, 06:57 PM
No power loss at my place in Hollywood. Another hurricane hassle avoided!
Same here Jim, got lucky again ... hopefully it will be the last of the season!

PattyeCake* 09-27-2004 06:58 PM

Hi ya Lee,
I do still handle my accounts at Epic, but that is the extent of my involvement in day to day operations....

Most of my time is spent with Mantas at Rabbit's Reviews ;)
http://www.rabbitsreviews.com/progra...s.aspx?mid=245

My second Webmaster newsletter coming out tomorrow!
Glad to hear (read) that you and Gary came thru the storm ok!

Been offline due to a car accident suffered by my daughter early this past weekened

Anthony 09-27-2004 07:00 PM

I'll be there!

Virgins, eh?

Do I have to do a Jihad on the neighbors to get some virgins?

LadyLaw 09-27-2004 09:17 PM

Anthony, this one is for you! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington,
who slapped him and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I
helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry then approached and punched Osama in the nose. After
that James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin. He was followed
by an angry Thomas Jefferson, who whacked Osama over the head with a
cane.
The thrashing continued as John Randolph, James Monroe, and 66 other
early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist
leader.
Suddenly, as Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared.
"This is not what you promised me," Osama said to the angel.
"Come on, Osama," the angel replied. "I told you there would be 72
Virginians waiting for you in heaven."

cj 09-27-2004 11:20 PM

:biglaugh:

good one LL!



$25 for corkage?!?!? what a crock of shit!!!
We used to get people complain occasionally that we charged $1.50 per person ... and we were BYO!!!

Obviously, they wanted to deter you from bringing your own wine ... but talk about backfiring in their face!!

Meat 09-28-2004 06:22 AM

thats a fucking rip off
25 dollars fuck

i wish i was with you Serge, lamb is my favorite:))

Winetalk.com 09-28-2004 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meat@Sep 28 2004, 05:23 AM
thats a fucking rip off
25 dollars fuck

i wish i was with you Serge, lamb is my favorite:))

here is a recepie we did yesterday:
New Zealand lamb ribs, cut on idividual bone,
marinated in:
1/2 glass of red wine (leftoever from day before ;-)
2 tea spoons of balsamic vinegar,
salt, oregano, olive oil for 2 hours

BBQ'd on HIGH flame grill....and melts in the mouth!

Today we'll have a leg of lamb,
I stuffed it withg garlic, rosemary, salt, pepper yesterday and will glaze it with Vietnamese BBQ sause when in the oven
;-))

Playful Melissa 09-28-2004 10:31 AM

Its kinda beginning to sound like a greek tragedy -

Wine, lamb, virgins, we just need a hero or two, a pissed off God or Goddess and sex....Oh yeah and a moral to the story.

Winetalk.com 09-28-2004 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Azure Sales@Sep 28 2004, 09:32 AM
Its kinda beginning to sound like a greek tragedy -

Wine, lamb, virgins, we just need a hero or two, a pissed off God or Goddess and sex....Oh yeah and a moral to the story.

I like your train of thought
;-)))

XXXPhoto 09-28-2004 12:13 PM

Moral: Serge won't pay $25 bucks to pop his cork.

JFK 09-28-2004 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MikeW+Sep 27 2004, 02:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MikeW @ Sep 27 2004, 02:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jim_Gunn@Sep 27 2004, 06:57 PM
No power loss at my place in Hollywood. Another hurricane hassle avoided!
Same here Jim, got lucky again ... hopefully it will be the last of the season! [/b][/quote]
Nice to hear you guys made it OK ..... The Hollywood area is my favorite down there !

Vick 09-28-2004 01:11 PM

Fuck morals

I'll stay amoral


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