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Old 06-24-2004   #1
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XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without a Shul

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Old 06-24-2004   #2
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what the fuck is a "Shul"

are you sure you could not have thought of a more nonsensical and meaningless title that says even less to average reader about what the book is about?
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Luke, let us know how sales go....
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I was bored half way through the description.
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Actually the title of this thread is misleading... it SHOULD read:

Luke Ford's Memoir SELF-Published....

i-universe is a "vanity publishing" house - where the "Author" uploads the book and the company prints them as they are purchased....

Damn, he can't even report THAT right....
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ahahahahahah good one edd

A vanity publisher...ahahahahahahahhahahahaha typical of lukeford.

The return of the "penny dreedful"

I might upload....

"And then I gave the money back"
by Nickatilynx.

One of the worlds shortest books of fiction.

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The entire world of porn, 10 years or so of turnign in circles, interviewing, copy and pasting, and generatlly making shit up, and luke comes out with 177 pages of self-published pap.

Oh well.

Anyone want to be in a porn documntary?

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Actually the title of this thread is misleading... it SHOULD read:

Luke Ford's Memoir SELF-Published....

i-universe is a "vanity publishing" house - where the "Author" uploads the book and the company prints them as they are purchased....

Damn, he can't even report THAT right....
NOW he can report it correctly as he needs only to cut and paste your post - what Duck does best
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My new book is finished!


make sure you go grab, "My favorite cut&paste stories from luke Ford Vol.1" -967pages



you can get it at http://www.iuniverse.com/
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"And then I gave the money back"
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One of the worlds shortest books of fiction.

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It's good to be among friends.
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It's good to be among friends.
Luke, you don't have friends......
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The video documentary that Anthony from NetVideosGirl is shooting is much more interesting.



http://www.netvideogirls.com/clickhere/clickhere.htm

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I hope Adam Sandler gets to play him in the movie.
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There was a typo
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I hope Adam Sandler gets to beat the shit out of him in the movie
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I hope Adam Sandler gets to beat the shit out of him in the movie
Like Bob Barker did to Adam in Happy Gilmore. classic scene
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"Happy Gilmore" was filmed up the road at Swan-e-set GC.

Which was where the west coast webmasters golf tourny was held , which myself and my partner won

The words "sandbagging sons of bitches" were used a lot. ;-)))
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I hope Adam Sandler gets to beat the shit out of him in the movie
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Grogan you got competition in the vanity department!
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Actually the title of this thread is misleading... it SHOULD read:

Luke Ford's Memoir SELF-Published....

i-universe is a "vanity publishing" house - where the "Author" uploads the book and the company prints them as they are purchased....

Damn, he can't even report THAT right....
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH just like cafeshops LOL


Nick .......... I published your book for you ...
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Luke,

You've been making enemies in this business for so long, I figured by now you'd know that you should put your "book" on a website and charge a monthly fee to read it. You could offer free trails!!
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Whatever - Luke sucked and he still sucks - what a scam - first time I ever heard of him was a story he did about a porn shoot he was a guest at - fuck LUKE!
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I went the other way with it...

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