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deepundercover 06-24-2004 09:33 AM

XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without a Shul

http://www.iuniverse.com/bookstore/book_de...n=0-595-31894-0

JR 06-24-2004 09:38 AM

what the fuck is a "Shul"

are you sure you could not have thought of a more nonsensical and meaningless title that says even less to average reader about what the book is about?

Winetalk.com 06-24-2004 09:43 AM

Luke, let us know how sales go....

pushpills 06-24-2004 09:48 AM

I was bored half way through the description.

Edd 06-24-2004 10:28 AM

Actually the title of this thread is misleading... it SHOULD read:

Luke Ford's Memoir SELF-Published....

i-universe is a "vanity publishing" house - where the "Author" uploads the book and the company prints them as they are purchased....

Damn, he can't even report THAT right.... :huh:

Nickatilynx 06-24-2004 10:47 AM

ahahahahahah good one edd :)

A vanity publisher...ahahahahahahahhahahahaha typical of lukeford.

The return of the "penny dreedful"

I might upload....

"And then I gave the money back"
by Nickatilynx.

One of the worlds shortest books of fiction.

;-)))

RawAlex 06-24-2004 10:47 AM

The entire world of porn, 10 years or so of turnign in circles, interviewing, copy and pasting, and generatlly making shit up, and luke comes out with 177 pages of self-published pap.

Oh well.

Anyone want to be in a porn documntary?

Alex

Peaches 06-24-2004 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Edd@Jun 24 2004, 10:29 AM
Actually the title of this thread is misleading... it SHOULD read:

Luke Ford's Memoir SELF-Published....

i-universe is a "vanity publishing" house - where the "Author" uploads the book and the company prints them as they are purchased....

Damn, he can't even report THAT right.... :huh:

NOW he can report it correctly as he needs only to cut and paste your post - what Duck does best :)

masterp74 06-24-2004 11:14 AM

My new book is finished!


make sure you go grab, "My favorite cut&paste stories from luke Ford Vol.1" -967pages



you can get it at http://www.iuniverse.com/

Winetalk.com 06-24-2004 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jun 24 2004, 09:48 AM


"And then I gave the money back"
by Nickatilynx.

One of the worlds shortest books of fiction.

;-)))

ahhhh!
;-)))

hahahahahhahahaha
;_)))

:okthumb: :okthumb:

deepundercover 06-24-2004 11:33 AM

It's good to be among friends.

Winetalk.com 06-24-2004 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by deepundercover@Jun 24 2004, 10:34 AM
It's good to be among friends.
Luke, you don't have friends......
;-(((

Mike AI 06-24-2004 11:58 AM

The video documentary that Anthony from NetVideosGirl is shooting is much more interesting.



http://www.netvideogirls.com/clickhere/clickhere.htm

click500/here500

Peaches 06-24-2004 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jun 24 2004, 11:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jun 24 2004, 11:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-deepundercover@Jun 24 2004, 10:34 AM
It's good to be among friends.
Luke, you don't have friends......
;-((( [/b][/quote]
That's not entirely true, he has Confucy! :)

Dravyk 06-24-2004 12:20 PM

I hope Adam Sandler gets to play him in the movie. :nyanya:

Vick 06-24-2004 01:17 PM

There was a typo
It's

Rebel without a clue

Nickatilynx 06-24-2004 01:22 PM

I hope Adam Sandler gets to beat the shit out of him in the movie :)

masterp74 06-24-2004 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jun 24 2004, 09:23 AM
I hope Adam Sandler gets to beat the shit out of him in the movie :)
Like Bob Barker did to Adam in Happy Gilmore. classic scene :matey:

Nickatilynx 06-24-2004 01:26 PM

"Happy Gilmore" was filmed up the road at Swan-e-set GC.

Which was where the west coast webmasters golf tourny was held , which myself and my partner won :)

The words "sandbagging sons of bitches" were used a lot. ;-)))

Dravyk 06-24-2004 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jun 24 2004, 01:23 PM
I hope Adam Sandler gets to beat the shit out of him in the movie :)
LMAO!

gonzo 06-24-2004 02:30 PM

Grogan you got competition in the vanity department!

cj 06-24-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Edd@Jun 24 2004, 09:29 AM
Actually the title of this thread is misleading... it SHOULD read:

Luke Ford's Memoir SELF-Published....

i-universe is a "vanity publishing" house - where the "Author" uploads the book and the company prints them as they are purchased....

Damn, he can't even report THAT right.... :huh:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH just like cafeshops LOL


Nick .......... I published your book for you ...
http://www.cafeshops.com/oprano.11920305?zoom=yes#zoom

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/5/11920305_F_tn.jpg

KC 06-24-2004 08:52 PM

Luke,

You've been making enemies in this business for so long, I figured by now you'd know that you should put your "book" on a website and charge a monthly fee to read it. You could offer free trails!! ;)

Nickatilynx 06-25-2004 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj+Jun 24 2004, 03:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jun 24 2004, 03:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Edd@Jun 24 2004, 09:29 AM
Actually the title of this thread is misleading... it SHOULD read:

Luke Ford's Memoir SELF-Published....

i-universe is a "vanity publishing" house - where the "Author" uploads the book and the company prints them as they are purchased....

Damn, he can't even report THAT right.... :huh:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH just like cafeshops LOL


Nick .......... I published your book for you ...
http://www.cafeshops.com/oprano.11920305?zoom=yes#zoom

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/5/11920305_F_tn.jpg [/b][/quote]
ahahahahahahaha classic , cj :)

D-man 06-25-2004 11:05 PM

Whatever - Luke sucked and he still sucks - what a scam - first time I ever heard of him was a story he did about a porn shoot he was a guest at - fuck LUKE!

XXXPhoto 06-26-2004 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Jun 24 2004, 09:18 AM
There was a typo
It's

Rebel without a clue

Vick,

I went the other way with it...

"Babel Without a Cause"


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