why Nick and Anthony get my nod 95% of the time

[Biggy]

serge, you should watch the Chris Rock special "Never Scared"

he clearly explains why you dont argue with females. When you get into an argument with females, they fail to leave out an important part: logic. The reason is, they're not in it to make sense, they're in it for distance and irritation. They'll say whatever they need to say in order to get you shut the fuck up...

he also says if bill gates woke up with oprah's money one day, he'd jump out of a window while slicing his own throat