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Old 05-28-2004   #1
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they're fun to drive
you always want more of em
you want em good looking and with low miles
you spend more on them than you should
to keep em going, ya gotta fill em up frequently
you never know how much you depend on it untill something goes wrong with it


and they're both extra fun with the tops off
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did you think this up all by yourself?

Do you have any special plans for the holiday?
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Girls dont like boys....they like cars and money....
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Girls dont like boys....they like cars and money....
Boys Will Laugh At Girls When They're Not Funny...
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did you think this up all by yourself?

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indeed I did, i'm so damn clever.

no big plans for monday, drinkin with the buddies or something. my daddies birthday is sunday, that'll be enough family celebration to cover monday as well.

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hahahaha.

yes... to masturbate.
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funny, but true.. to add to that, you can ride girls anytime like a car :P
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funny, but true.. to add to that, you can ride girls anytime like a car :P
A French teacher was explaining to her class that in
> > French, unlike English, nouns are designated as
> > either masculine or feminine.
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> > "House" is feminine-"la maison."
> > "Pencil" is masculine-"le crayon."
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> > A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
> >
> > Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the
> > class into two groups - male and female - and asked
> > them to decide for themselves whether "computer"
> > should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group
> > was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
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> > The men's group decided that "computer" should
> > definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
> > 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
> > 2. The native language they use to communicate with
> > other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
> > 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in
> > long-term memory for possible later review; and
> > 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
> > yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.
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> > The women's group, however, concluded that computers
> > should be masculine ("le computer") because:
> > 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
> > 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
> > 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but
> > half the time they ARE the problem; and
> > 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if
> > you had waited a little longer, you could have
> > gotten a better model.
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funny, but true.. to add to that, you can ride girls anytime like a car :P
i dunno....i can't ride my girlfriend when the check engine light is on.
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Hmmmm a girl means seeing her parents/family a lot.... A car means seeing the garage a lot.......

Okay from that perspective a car sounds better heheh
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Hmmmm a girl means seeing her parents/family a lot.... A car means seeing the garage a lot.......

Okay from that perspective a car sounds better heheh
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they're fun to drive
you always want more of em
you want em good looking and with low miles
you spend more on them than you should
to keep em going, ya gotta fill em up frequently
you never know how much you depend on it untill something goes wrong with it


and they're both extra fun with the tops off
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Remember every now and again they both need servicing by someone who knows what he is doing.
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see, if you were in the UK you would know why I am laughing at you now.


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if that was directed at me, i don't follow.... do tell.
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oh yeah . . . . . girls are the same with cars . . . . .

i dont think so . . . .

because girls are more expensive, rather priceless than cars . . . .
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