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pushpills 05-28-2004 06:21 PM

they're fun to drive
you always want more of em
you want em good looking and with low miles
you spend more on them than you should
to keep em going, ya gotta fill em up frequently
you never know how much you depend on it untill something goes wrong with it


and they're both extra fun with the tops off

Mike AI 05-28-2004 06:47 PM

did you think this up all by yourself?

Do you have any special plans for the holiday?

gonzo 05-28-2004 07:43 PM

Girls dont like boys....they like cars and money....

Joe Sixpack 05-28-2004 08:35 PM

I only need one car.

VooMan 05-28-2004 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo@May 28 2004, 06:51 PM
Girls dont like boys....they like cars and money....
Boys Will Laugh At Girls When They're Not Funny...

pushpills 05-28-2004 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@May 28 2004, 04:55 PM
did you think this up all by yourself?

Do you have any special plans for the holiday?

indeed I did, i'm so damn clever.

no big plans for monday, drinkin with the buddies or something. my daddies birthday is sunday, that'll be enough family celebration to cover monday as well.

:)

JR 05-28-2004 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@May 28 2004, 02:55 PM
did you think this up all by yourself?

Do you have any special plans for the holiday?

hahahaha.

yes... to masturbate.

Mike AI 05-28-2004 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JR+May 28 2004, 09:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JR @ May 28 2004, 09:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI@May 28 2004, 02:55 PM
did you think this up all by yourself?

Do you have any special plans for the holiday?

hahahaha.

yes... to masturbate.[/b][/quote]
Wow that is what I am doing too!!

:rokk:

Winetalk.com 05-29-2004 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI+May 28 2004, 10:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ May 28 2004, 10:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -JR@May 28 2004, 09:31 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI
Quote:

@May 28 2004, 02:55 PM
did you think this up all by yourself?

Do you have any special plans for the holiday?


hahahaha.

yes... to masturbate.

Wow that is what I am doing too!!

:rokk:[/b][/quote]
"The one who dies with the most cums - wins!"
;_)))

macho 05-29-2004 01:41 PM

funny, but true.. to add to that, you can ride girls anytime like a car :P

Winetalk.com 05-29-2004 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by macho@May 29 2004, 12:49 PM
funny, but true.. to add to that, you can ride girls anytime like a car :P
A French teacher was explaining to her class that in
> > French, unlike English, nouns are designated as
> > either masculine or feminine.
> >
> > "House" is feminine-"la maison."
> > "Pencil" is masculine-"le crayon."
> >
> > A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
> >
> > Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the
> > class into two groups - male and female - and asked
> > them to decide for themselves whether "computer"
> > should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group
> > was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
> >
> > The men's group decided that "computer" should
> > definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
> > 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
> > 2. The native language they use to communicate with
> > other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
> > 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in
> > long-term memory for possible later review; and
> > 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
> > yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.
> >
> > The women's group, however, concluded that computers
> > should be masculine ("le computer") because:
> > 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
> > 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
> > 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but
> > half the time they ARE the problem; and
> > 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if
> > you had waited a little longer, you could have
> > gotten a better model.

pushpills 05-29-2004 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by macho@May 29 2004, 11:49 AM
funny, but true.. to add to that, you can ride girls anytime like a car :P
i dunno....i can't ride my girlfriend when the check engine light is on.

fuckingmoney.com 05-29-2004 02:56 PM

Hmmmm a girl means seeing her parents/family a lot.... A car means seeing the garage a lot.......

Okay from that perspective a car sounds better heheh :awinky:

pushpills 05-29-2004 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuckingmoney.com@May 29 2004, 01:04 PM
Hmmmm a girl means seeing her parents/family a lot.... A car means seeing the garage a lot.......

Okay from that perspective a car sounds better heheh :awinky:

looks like someone edited your sig

:)

fuckingmoney.com 05-30-2004 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills+May 29 2004, 11:48 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ May 29 2004, 11:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--fuckingmoney.com@May 29 2004, 01:04 PM
Hmmmm a girl means seeing her parents/family a lot.... A car means seeing the garage a lot.......

Okay from that perspective a car sounds better heheh :awinky:

looks like someone edited your sig

:)[/b][/quote]
nah i changed it myself :)

Nickatilynx 05-30-2004 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@May 28 2004, 02:29 PM
they're fun to drive
you always want more of em
you want em good looking and with low miles
you spend more on them than you should
to keep em going, ya gotta fill em up frequently
you never know how much you depend on it untill something goes wrong with it


and they're both extra fun with the tops off

pushpills,

Remember every now and again they both need servicing by someone who knows what he is doing.

:devil:

SykkBoy 05-30-2004 12:13 PM

...your best friend always wants to borrow it and you say "no, unless I can borrow yours too"

sarah_webinc 06-01-2004 01:15 PM

see, if you were in the UK you would know why I am laughing at you now. :lol:


Swiss Tony should be looking over his shoulder.

pushpills 06-01-2004 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc@Jun 1 2004, 11:23 AM
see, if you were in the UK you would know why I am laughing at you now. :lol:


Swiss Tony should be looking over his shoulder.

if that was directed at me, i don't follow.... do tell. :huh:

BradShaw 06-01-2004 10:27 PM

Sure they are, when you drive a cammmmmmmmmero.

i_got_cough 06-02-2004 02:06 AM

oh yeah . . . . . girls are the same with cars . . . . .

i dont think so . . . .

because girls are more expensive, rather priceless than cars . . . .


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