J'Doodie defined...

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Feb 12 2004, 05:02 AM
Was reading on another board the rantings of someone about "board whores"... Looking down the list of posters accused I saw several that didn't really sell or hawk anything... As a whore gets paid, I thought they really shouldn't be cast under that umbrella (providing of course they aren't a closet whore getting paid under the table for a community gangbang by the management)...

Board Nympho is a term I came up with... someone that just enjoys posting for the hell of it, someone unable to turn down the opportunity to pop word wood or spread their linguistic legs and spew their two cents on any issue or topic that offers an opportunity for release...

A subset of this group would be a Board Slut. This would be the one management might let hang around so everyone can get their rocks off banging on any time day or night. Unlike the Nympho that can be chased away, the Board Slut thrives on the abuse that others heap upon them. In true slut fashion, they are self centered and deluded enough to perceive that it is they who are verbally fucking all comers into exhaustion and submission for their own personal satisfaction... rather than them being the community communication cumrag that we all know they are...

Like a good well trained slut, it's possible J'Doodie will bend over in here yet again to try and satisfy us with pompous wiggles and squeals of superiority, pretending his self-proclaimed rich and well traveled ass isn't as worn out from overused rantings akin to my daddy is better than your daddy variety... Perhaps this post will serve as a 10lbs ham he can pop up his backside, remove the bone, and thus have recycled what is no longer fit for even the most desperate phonetic frotteurist... Time will tell I guess...

Gotcha huh? Redneck your extreme jealousy is understandable. Your vulgarity is expected. And your exceptional use of spell check is commendable.