Was reading on another board the rantings of someone about "board whores"... Looking down the list of posters accused I saw several that didn't really sell or hawk anything... As a whore gets paid, I thought they really shouldn't be cast under that umbrella (providing of course they aren't a closet whore getting paid under the table for a community gangbang by the management)...

Board Nympho is a term I came up with... someone that just enjoys posting for the hell of it, someone unable to turn down the opportunity to pop word wood or spread their linguistic legs and spew their two cents on any issue or topic that offers an opportunity for release...

A subset of this group would be a Board Slut. This would be the one management might let hang around so everyone can get their rocks off banging on any time day or night. Unlike the Nympho that can be chased away, the Board Slut thrives on the abuse that others heap upon them. In true slut fashion, they are self centered and deluded enough to perceive that it is they who are verbally fucking all comers into exhaustion and submission for their own personal satisfaction... rather than them being the community communication cumrag that we all know they are...

Like a good well trained slut, it's possible J'Doodie will bend over in here yet again to try and satisfy us with pompous wiggles and squeals of superiority, pretending his self-proclaimed rich and well traveled ass isn't as worn out from overused rantings akin to my daddy is better than your daddy variety... Perhaps this post will serve as a 10lbs ham he can pop up his backside, remove the bone, and thus have recycled what is no longer fit for even the most desperate phonetic frotteurist... Time will tell I guess...

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he he he :wnw: well said

Must be something in the water that gives life to humorous, well written pieces by Missouri residents

But I don't think Mark Twain would have turned phrases like "community communication cumrag" and "have recycled what is no longer fit for even the most desperate phonetic frotteurist"

Gotcha huh? Redneck your extreme jealousy is understandable. Your vulgarity is expected. And your exceptional use of spell check is commendable.

Prophecy Fulfilled

Damn, hoop set, dog told to jump and .....

Dog jumps

"when you call J'sdude's name, he salivates like Pavlov's dog"

I post, you respond. It ain't no chicken and egg. Just follow the thread back and you will find your little world has been turned upside down. My opinion of you is still intact. Your turn.

Vick,

Just taking notes from the master...

"No god and no religion can survive ridicule. No church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field and live."
- Notebook, 1888

A truly wise quotation. And against all odds, the three hundred Spartans did fight against and overwhelming force to the bitter end. And their glory shall live through out the millenia.


I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read,
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed,
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

-Percy Bysshe Shelley
1792-1822

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You are very welcome my son.

As we referring to Mark Twain ......

Let's talk about you J'Delusional

How did it feel when you jumped through the hoop? You can't deny it, you were called, told you'd jump and did

Seems you've asked a few questions of others here
Can you tell us anything about yourself? Please no name dropping

and no need for validation is a weak cop out

Vick,

I hear if you squirt them with a hose they'll stop trying to hump your leg...

Redneck, your semi literate rantings are childish, so I shall ignore you. Now Vick, deserves an answer because unless he gets one, he will have nothing to post about. So this is it. Over to you Vickster.