The Us Government At Work

[voodooman]

My telephone is tapped right now.
For weeks everyone I talk to was
complaining about this awful noice
on their end. I couldnt hear anything
and last night I talked to my attorney
and he told me to call the phone company
and see if something was wrong with
the line. Well, I woke up this morning
and called the phone company, well
what do you know, the noise is gone.
So I called my attorney back, he said
ahh they fixed the line huh? I said nope,
I just called the phone company, nothing
was there. Then I heard a click, click, and
he said, your phones tapped.
hahahahahah, what the fuck would they want
to tap some poor guy in Oklahoma for?

Maybe Im paranoid!!! But I have nothing to be
paranoid for.