Hacking Bert

[Hell Puppy]

Originally Posted by bluemoney

I used to frequent a local WH that had a grill man with about 20 years experience and that “sum bitch” could cook! Love those hash browns scattered, smothered, covered and sprinkled with Tobasco.

You can meet some colorful folks working at Waffle House...especially the ones who've made a career of it.

I used to frequent one around the corner from a place I was living, and it had a cook who wanted to talk. Dude was probably 55 years old or so. I dont think he changed his shirt or apron more than once a week.

One night he says "you know i've been a short order cook for 30 years, you wanna know why?" Being his huckleberry, i said "why's that?". He says, "cuz i like to fuck waitresses!" and turns around and smacks the skanky looking one that was passing by right on the ass.