Apples & Wine - Funny

Dianna Vesta · 01-12-2006

Apples & Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the

tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are

afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten

apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to

come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top

of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even

those who have already been picked...

Now Men...

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women

to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable

to have dinner with.

Doesn't that just warm your heart?

01-12-2006	#1
Dianna Vesta Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 2,087	Apples & Wine - Funny Apples & Wine Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked... Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Doesn't that just warm your heart? __________________ Live radio and audio downloads have a definite place in marketing and promoting products. Not only will it capture new customers but it is an excellent way to promote new products to existing customers continuing to build good customer relationships. Click here for more info