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Apples & Wine - Funny
Apples & Wine Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked... Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Doesn't that just warm your heart? |
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Now I know why I shake Apple Trees ;-)
Also know as the being an asshole approach to attracting women Nice guys don't finish last ..... ... they don't finish. |
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How did my ass get into this?? ;-))
Actually that would be the choice apples falling at my feet see what happens when 2 doms post in the same thread ;-) |
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