In a never ending quest

[selena]

to ease some of the muscular attention addressed in another post (which admittedly does not hold a candle to Anthony's fried balls) I bought a massager thingy this weekend.

Not the multi-purpose kind, I have several of those.

Being as I am just a plankton in a sea of porn, a vibrating lazy boy is out of the question. However, I found one of those homedic back massagers at Walmart this weekend, and made the lazy boy I already have vibrate.

I still am going to try one of those things Almighty Jim talked about. This isn't a perfect solution, but I didn't expect one for $40. However, it does a nice job for the price. The only drawback is that it really is for shoulders and back, where I really need my neck beat on. It does give some relief though, and for that, I am thrilled.