Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex?

MorganGrayson · 09-29-2005

Mind tends to wander while I'm site building, as I can code in my sleep and often have.

Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? Not the sexiest, not the most exotic...the place that makes you look back and say "I can't fucking believe I ever did that!"

With me, it was my mother-in-law's bathroom with her in the next room. (It was the pink shag rug that did it for my husband.) I've never been one of those people who got charged up at the thought of "getting caught." (I didn't get that gene.) Especially not by my mother-in-law...who wasn't even my mother-in-law yet.

It was also pretty stupid to think that the woman was just going to think it took the two of us that long to "get dressed" in the bathroom, but she didn't say anything...thank god.

I do imagine there's a line in her will that says "I *was* going to leave you my diamond watch...but you FUCKED IN MY BATHROOM!!"

09-29-2005	#1
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? Mind tends to wander while I'm site building, as I can code in my sleep and often have. Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? Not the sexiest, not the most exotic...the place that makes you look back and say "I can't fucking believe I ever did that!" With me, it was my mother-in-law's bathroom with her in the next room. (It was the pink shag rug that did it for my husband.) I've never been one of those people who got charged up at the thought of "getting caught." (I didn't get that gene.) Especially not by my mother-in-law...who wasn't even my mother-in-law yet. It was also pretty stupid to think that the woman was just going to think it took the two of us that long to "get dressed" in the bathroom, but she didn't say anything...thank god. I do imagine there's a line in her will that says "I was going to leave you my diamond watch...but you FUCKED IN MY BATHROOM!!"