New AIDS outbreak in adult industry!

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Have you ever seen a fat fucker with AIDS before?
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Women who have had sex with a FFN are considered a 1st generation "lucky bitch." Atlanta preformer Raw Dawgins displaces her carpet burns in the middle of her back like a badge of honor.
"It was great...and when we finished up around breakfast time I was spirited off to a brunch of Starbucks and doughnuts." "Best part is I can tell all my friends...he's a fat guy... no worries...no aids!"

FFN's HQ issued this statement from the Ponce De Leon Krispy Kreme building..."We've asked all those 1st generation LB's to tell their friends to bring original glazed and Cialis!"

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