Southern Women

[Peaches]

My SIL's mother sent me this

SOUTHERN WOMEN

Southern woman appreciate their natural assets

Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl

Southern women know their manners

" Yes, ma'am."
" Yes, sir."
" Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions

"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart.."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
"Love your hair."

Southern women know their summer weather report

Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their three R's

Rich
Richer
Richest

Southern women know their vacation spots

The beach
The beach
The beach

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August

Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Strapless sun dresses

Southern women know everybody's first name

Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts

Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions

Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts

Red-eye gravy
Grits
Country ham
Mouth watering homemade biscuits

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm

Charleston
Savannah
New Orleans
Birmingham

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen

Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course

Southern girls know their prime real estate

The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the three deadly sins

Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad blind dates

Southern girls know

men may come
and go,
but friends
are
forevah!