My SIL's mother sent me this :)

SOUTHERN WOMEN

Southern woman appreciate their natural assets

Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl

Southern women know their manners

" Yes, ma'am."
" Yes, sir."
" Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions

"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart.."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
"Love your hair."

Southern women know their summer weather report

Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their three R's

Rich
Richer
Richest

Southern women know their vacation spots

The beach
The beach
The beach

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August

Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Strapless sun dresses

Southern women know everybody's first name

Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts

Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions

Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts

Red-eye gravy
Grits
Country ham
Mouth watering homemade biscuits

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm

Charleston
Savannah
New Orleans
Birmingham

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen

Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course

Southern girls know their prime real estate

The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the three deadly sins

Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad blind dates

Southern girls know

men may come
and go,
but friends
are
forevah!

Peaches, I had an inkling that you were a dork....but I believe you are a cracker and you post this?
Damn I truly hope you are not an example of the pride of dixie...but I expect you are. Only since I have been on these boards, have I really understood why people make jokes about southern folks.
Oh well....I guess some generalities are true.

Even your board name...freekin peaches...give me a break. You are a living breathin stereotype.



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JerkOff the post was a stereotype.... but there are many truths to most stereotypes.

I can think a few that apply to you!

JerkOff the post was a stereotype.... but there are many truths to most stereotypes.

I can think a few that apply to you![/b][/quote]
Dude, you are a walkin talkin southern man. I am sure that you feel sympatico with "peaches". A bunch of freekin crackers.

Dude, you are a walkin talkin southern man. I am sure that you feel sympatico with "peaches". A bunch of freekin crackers.[/b][/quote]

New Orleans is a little different then most of the stereotypical South, however I am proud of my Southern Heritage...

There is a reason I live in the South. ( and its not just because of the possible opportunity to date my cousin! haha)

New Orleans is a little different then most of the stereotypical South, however I am proud of my Southern Heritage...

There is a reason I live in the South. ( and its not just because of the possible opportunity to date my cousin! haha)[/b][/quote]
Amen brother!

Come on J's we got mullets down here too. Whats not to like?

Oh c'mon - is that the best you can do? :lol: :lol: At least Confucy says ONE thing that's true - I have a big ass. You're just pitiful with your guessing, lol!

J'delusional - you don't have the ability, depth nor intellect to appreciate (the many charms of) Southern Women

Steel Magnolias :awinky:

In fact about the only people who keep their accents after college education are Southern Women. I won't bother to explain why, you can't get it

You think you people would learn at least something from Confucy.

If you acknowledge it, it will persist.

You have a good point and I know I shouldn't



..... but sometimes it's so easy and tempting



Wonder if fuckbubble knows his good buddy Mrs. Jimmy Carter is a Southern Woman?

Amen brother!

Come on J's we got mullets down here too. Whats not to like?[/b][/quote]
I plan on smacking him with my glove if i ever meet him....

New Orleans is a little different then most of the stereotypical South, however I am proud of my Southern Heritage...

There is a reason I live in the South. ( and its not just because of the possible opportunity to date my cousin! haha)[/b][/quote]
My father was born and raised in Montezuma, Ga


I have much respect for the south :salute:

I'd be more than happy to share my Philly street-corner-standing, hoagie-eating, beer-guzzling, bottle-throwing, swagger-walking. gum-chewing, subway-riding, back-streets-hanging, take-no-shit 'tude-in-yo-face stereotype all upside-yo-head for disparaging such a cherished blossom flower of Southern gentility as Miz Peaches .... boy-ee! :grrr:

New Orleans is a little different then most of the stereotypical South, however I am proud of my Southern Heritage...

There is a reason I live in the South. ( and its not just because of the possible opportunity to date my cousin! haha)[/b][/quote]
That is actually the wittiest thing I have ever seen you post, Mikey.

You have a good point and I know I shouldn't



..... but sometimes it's so easy and tempting



Wonder if fuckbubble knows his good buddy Mrs. Jimmy Carter is a Southern Woman?[/b][/quote]
My good buddy? What are you talking about? You been drinking again or are you always naturally confused or just spreading vicious rumours again. Its gotta be one of the above.

Oh c'mon - is that the best you can do? :lol: :lol: At least Confucy says ONE thing that's true - I have a big ass. You're just pitiful with your guessing, lol![/b][/quote]
I actually detected the tone of a weight challenged person here. I was actually going to ask you if you were another of the roly poly bunch posting here. Its something about the defensiveness of the overweight that reflects in their posting.

Vick, roaches outlived dinosours and outlive humanity, due to their very small brain.


It's not much fun anymore dissecting the roach
;-)))

Your erudtion is only equalled by your wit. You and Mikey are a good act. Kind of like Senfeld and Newman.

very upset roach, indeed....

Anyone have a bottle of RAID handy?

No but i've got a size 9 Florsheim you can whack him with! :rokk:

No but i've got a size 9 Florsheim you can whack him with! :rokk:[/b][/quote]
A Florsheim? Perish the thought.

Use something more appropriate to a man of his class and station.

Payless, or at the very least, Dollar General.

No but i've got a size 9 Florsheim you can whack him with! :rokk:[/b][/quote]
You wear Floorsheims? How old are you, you natty little devil? This just keeps getting better and better. How many Sinatra records you own. And are you a pudgy guy too?

Nah, Serge. I just play with you guys. I used to get upset until I took your advice and my shrink sorted it out for me. Kind of like Tony Soprano. She said, just piss and enjoy the reactions. So I stopped taking valium and opted for lucidity. Now I find it much easier to play. However, I am getting very bored with the same old cockroach, medications, my best friend type of rejoinders. So I want you all to put on your thinking caps, sharpen your pencils and tongues and produce something more entertaining. Especially Vick who has said the same thing over and over and over again. I am assuming he is a magic cirdl nerd by his avatars etc. That could be the root of his lack of creativity. But maybe even Vick could pull something out of the hat.
Hey its a new day, and you all get a second chance to make a first impression.

Have a nice day, y'all.

A Florsheim? Perish the thought.

Use something more appropriate to a man of his class and station.

Payless, or at the very least, Dollar General.[/b][/quote]
Only converse will do when there is business to be done. A good pair of allstars can be worn to the toniest of events. Well, maybe not in the south. The laces get all sticky and starchy if you spill your grits and gravy on them.

New Orleans is a little different then most of the stereotypical South, however I am proud of my Southern Heritage...

There is a reason I live in the South. ( and its not just because of the possible opportunity to date my cousin! haha)[/b][/quote]
Proud of the Southern Heritage
boy the south really did things for this country
Thank god you lost the war

Proud of the Southern Heritage
boy the south really did things for this country
Thank god you lost the war[/b][/quote]
God could you imagine? What a great script for a movie. What a scarey thought.

THe south will rise again
get your sheets

If we could only find a way to keep you yankees from continuing to move here..... :P

"You shure got a purty mouth."

Peaches you are correct - the carpetbaggers continue to move in from up North.

As far as the Civil War, if the South would have won there would have been a gov't that actually respected states right. The 10th Amendment is completely ignored now. The US contniues to move to a more centralized control from Washington DC which is something the Founders did not want.

For those who think slavery was the primary reason for the Civil Wrong, you need to stop getting your history from comic books. It was not the reason for the war. It became a nice "justification" and rallying point for the North, sort of like getting rid of the "evil dictator in Iraq".

"You shure got a purty mouth."[/b][/quote]
come on squeal like a pig

Peaches you are correct - the carpetbaggers continue to move in from up North.

As far as the Civil War, if the South would have won there would have been a gov't that actually respected states right. The 10th Amendment is completely ignored now. The US contniues to move to a more centralized control from Washington DC which is something the Founders did not want.

For those who think slavery was the primary reason for the Civil Wrong, you need to stop getting your history from comic books. It was not the reason for the war. It became a nice "justification" and rallying point for the North, sort of like getting rid of the "evil dictator in Iraq".[/b][/quote]
Slavery
the south
.