Poland and Korea not "willing" anymore

[PornoDoggy]

The Bush administration has been very week in courting our traditional alies, and more work should be done.

Wait ... I thought they were Old Europe, and no longer relevant.

Additionally, I think some of our allies would be a bit put off by what you have consistently said was the real aim of the war - securing the oil supply and establishing a permanent base in the region for future operations against regimes we don't like.

Perhaps we should have a meeting of the Foreign Policy executives of our traditional allies, and they could haggle over spheres of influence in the region.

You'd really have to invite the Russians to that party, though ... if only for historical consistency.