Adult Board Game

[leedsfan]

I am thinking about putting together an adult indusutry board game....more for a laugh than a serious biz proposition.

Give me some ideas you'd like to see incorporated:

Here are some of mine:

The ulitmate goal is to retire from the industry, with your reputation intact (if only in your own mind) once you earn 25 million bucks.

The characters you could choose to be range from Serge, to JoeE, to Nick and Ron, and most definately Seth and Timon.

I'd love to see some pitfalls and bonuses as:

Meet Weasel-fall asleep, miss two turns;
FTC catches you using spyware, miss two turns
Mail 15 million people, collect 1 million (this is an old school game)
Get drunk and throw a chair through a window at a convention, miss a turn and pay $5000 in damages
Get arrested in mexico for trying to bribe a police officer-pay $300, plus go directly to jail
Instead of the railway stations, you get to host big shows twice a year, and fleece everyone for everything from overpriced tickets, to toilet paper, and room cards, to $7USD for a bottle of water.


And some essentials:
The go is 10000 sign ups, collect $300,000 (which recurs each time you land on the go square....

you get your merchant account suspended as a penalty, and have to go back to fleecing newbs selling webmaster "How to kits"

share some of your ideas....