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Old 08-25-2007   #1
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WHUT NEW JOB!!?? i guarantee I have never blown off any offer from you sweetie you must have me confused with Rcourt64... he's the type of guy who would do something rude like that... but never the spaz!


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They say the memory is the first thing to go.....my little poolboy
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well YEAH! and I am as old as dirt after all so it is understandable that I might lose track of a thing or two... but blowing of an offer from you heh heh NO WAY!


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well YEAH! and I am as old as dirt after all so it is understandable that I might lose track of a thing or two... but blowing of an offer from you heh heh NO WAY!


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Well you did dear, and to be honest, I'm just heartbroken about it

Ya know, come to think of it, that nasty old (and I mean really old) man Rcourt did blow me off too
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WHUT NEW JOB!!?? i guarantee I have never blown off any offer from you sweetie you must have me confused with Rcourt64... he's the type of guy who would do something rude like that... but never the spaz!


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How the fuck did I get wrapped up in this shit ass example of your???
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Well you did dear, and to be honest, I'm just heartbroken about it

Ya know, come to think of it, that nasty old (and I mean really old) man Rcourt did blow me off too

well you know.......... I mean Rcourt.......ppffffftttt!
but ME! I am stunned, please allow me to apologize if I was an ass, it was unintentional and you are going to feel SO BAD when you see what I have been working on.


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How the fuck did I get wrapped up in this shit ass example of your???
I dunno maybe it is because you an extremely easy target heh heh


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well you know.......... I mean Rcourt.......ppffffftttt!
but ME! I am stunned, please allow me to apologize if I was an ass, it was unintentional and you are going to feel SO BAD when you see what I have been working on.


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Ok, I'll give you another chance sweetie, but this better be good, or I might have to add another job for you...involving oils
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Ok, I'll give you another chance sweetie, but this better be good, or I might have to add another job for you...involving oils


Pssst....If you really want to get Spaz to cum work for you just offer up KY and a baseball bat.... It is the secret combo he can't resist
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Pssst....If you really want to get Spaz to cum work for you just offer up KY and a baseball bat.... It is the secret combo he can't resist
I don't know if I want to hear the story behind that one
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Well you did dear, and to be honest, I'm just heartbroken about it

Ya know, come to think of it, that nasty old (and I mean really old) man Rcourt did blow me off too
huh? whats that about pool pictures again? Who's blowing who here again??
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Pssst....If you really want to get Spaz to cum work for you just offer up KY and a baseball bat.... It is the secret combo he can't resist
That was a special evening Sare and I thought we had agreed to keep it to ourselves


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huh? whats that about pool pictures again? Who's blowing who here again??
Umm, excuse me dear, but I believe I showed you a pool picture
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Oh my, you've got girly hands
So where is it that your ass was left hanging at again?
care to explain? Miss pool queen?
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YOU DID!!

TO HIM!!!

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TO HIM!!!

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Thats right, uhh huh,,, Don't you wish.
Yup,Yup, I got some & u didn't
naaa....naaa!!!
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I had to, he threatened to take away my magic powers
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So where is it that your ass was left hanging at again?
care to explain? Miss pool queen?
Put on the hula skirt & dance for me baby
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I had to, he threatened to take away my magic powers
Don't even try that.., You were practically beggin' for me to look

"Ohh Rcourt, just look at this one..." & "ohh Check out that one !"
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Don't even try that.., You were practically beggin' for me to look

"Ohh Rcourt, just look at this one..." & "ohh Check out that one !"
In your dreams old man! You were whining for daysuntil I finally gave in & showed you something...you're gonna have everyone here thinking I'm some kinda hussy or something
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you're gonna have everyone here thinking I'm some kinda hussy or something
Better a hussy (what an ooooolllllddddd word) then a prude (another ooooooollllddd word)
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Better a hussy (what an ooooolllllddddd word) then a prude (another ooooooollllddd word)
Old words my butt...I'll never catch up with you on age sweetie, and ya best be nice, or someone near & dear to me will start laying the cards out again for you
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Old words my butt...I'll never catch up with you on age sweetie, and ya best be nice, or someone near & dear to me will start laying the cards out again for you
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Old words my butt...I'll never catch up with you on age sweetie, and ya best be nice, or someone near & dear to me will start laying the cards out again for you


Oh, I am scared watch me shake witchie poo....


(btw, gypsies are not the only ones who can play cards. I have been known to swing a pretty big deck of my own )
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Oh, I am scared watch me shake witchie poo....


(btw, gypsies are not the only ones who can play cards. I have been known to swing a pretty big deck of my own )
Don't let her attempt to trick you with those silly gypsy tarot cards.
Make her show you her pool side bikini picture instead.
The ones Spaz (her new pool boy) been crying to see
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(btw, gypsies are not the only ones who can play cards. I have been known to swing a pretty big deck of my own )
Whew, I almost read that wrong at first....it was starting to get a little warm
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Whew, I almost read that wrong at first....it was starting to get a little warm
What did you think it said?
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What did you think it said?
Well, I just woke up, and read it kinda fast, but I first thought it said..
"swinging a pretty big dick of my own"
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This thread worked out well for me NOT!


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This thread worked out well for me NOT!


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...........pssst, Wanna buy some cool pool pictures dude? I'll let 'em go cheap!!!
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Then you must have missed the new job involving oils sweetie
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Then you must have missed the new job involving oils sweetie
I hope we are talking about flavored oils here heh heh


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All I know, is, someone is having fun, and it isn't me!

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I hope we are talking about flavored oils here heh heh


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Actually, I was thinking sun tan oil, but flavored oils sound fun too
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All I know, is, someone is having fun, and it isn't me!
Aww darlin' I don't want you to feel left out....how are you at making Margarita's, Pina Colada's, and Daquiri's?
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Actually, I was thinking sun tan oil, but flavored oils sound fun too
yup aint no way I am going to be licking sun tan oil offa anyone LOL


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All I know, is, someone is having fun, and it isn't me!
LOL want some fun EJ? well shit, plug in the virtu-wang-twanger and have at bro!! You don't need no woman LOL


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