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spazlabz 08-25-2007 10:20 AM

Nymph
 
WHUT NEW JOB!!?? i guarantee I have never blown off any offer from you sweetie :) you must have me confused with Rcourt64... he's the type of guy who would do something rude like that... but never the spaz!


spaz

Nymph 08-25-2007 10:55 AM

Re: Nymph
 
They say the memory is the first thing to go.....my little poolboy ;)

spazlabz 08-25-2007 11:06 AM

Re: Nymph
 
well YEAH! and I am as old as dirt after all so it is understandable that I might lose track of a thing or two... but blowing of an offer from you heh heh NO WAY!


spaz

Nymph 08-25-2007 11:14 AM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 793635)
well YEAH! and I am as old as dirt after all so it is understandable that I might lose track of a thing or two... but blowing of an offer from you heh heh NO WAY!


spaz

Well you did dear, and to be honest, I'm just heartbroken about it :cryin:

Ya know, come to think of it, that nasty old (and I mean really old) man Rcourt did blow me off too :scratchin

Rcourt64 08-25-2007 11:31 AM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 793632)
WHUT NEW JOB!!?? i guarantee I have never blown off any offer from you sweetie :) you must have me confused with Rcourt64... he's the type of guy who would do something rude like that... but never the spaz!


spaz

How the fuck did I get wrapped up in this shit ass example of your???

spazlabz 08-25-2007 11:36 AM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nymph (Post 793636)
Well you did dear, and to be honest, I'm just heartbroken about it :cryin:

Ya know, come to think of it, that nasty old (and I mean really old) man Rcourt did blow me off too :scratchin

:inlove::wub:
well you know.......... I mean Rcourt.......ppffffftttt!
but ME! I am stunned, please allow me to apologize if I was an ass, it was unintentional and you are going to feel SO BAD when you see what I have been working on.


spaz

spazlabz 08-25-2007 11:37 AM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 793637)
How the fuck did I get wrapped up in this shit ass example of your???

I dunno :idontknow maybe it is because you an extremely easy target heh heh


spaz

Nymph 08-25-2007 11:54 AM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 793638)
:inlove::wub:
well you know.......... I mean Rcourt.......ppffffftttt!
but ME! I am stunned, please allow me to apologize if I was an ass, it was unintentional and you are going to feel SO BAD when you see what I have been working on.


spaz

Ok, I'll give you another chance sweetie, but this better be good, or I might have to add another job for you...involving oils ;)

sarettah 08-25-2007 12:28 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nymph (Post 793641)
Ok, I'll give you another chance sweetie, but this better be good, or I might have to add another job for you...involving oils ;)



Pssst....If you really want to get Spaz to cum work for you just offer up KY and a baseball bat.... It is the secret combo he can't resist :okthumb:

Nymph 08-25-2007 12:33 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 793642)
Pssst....If you really want to get Spaz to cum work for you just offer up KY and a baseball bat.... It is the secret combo he can't resist :okthumb:

I don't know if I want to hear the story behind that one :blink:

Rcourt64 08-25-2007 01:09 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nymph (Post 793636)
Well you did dear, and to be honest, I'm just heartbroken about it :cryin:

Ya know, come to think of it, that nasty old (and I mean really old) man Rcourt did blow me off too :scratchin

huh? :scratchin whats that about pool pictures again? Who's blowing who here again??

spazlabz 08-25-2007 01:53 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 793642)
Pssst....If you really want to get Spaz to cum work for you just offer up KY and a baseball bat.... It is the secret combo he can't resist :okthumb:

That was a special evening Sare and I thought we had agreed to keep it to ourselves :hmm:


spaz

Nymph 08-25-2007 04:38 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 793646)
huh? :scratchin whats that about pool pictures again? Who's blowing who here again??

Umm, excuse me dear, but I believe I showed you a pool picture :p

Rcourt64 08-25-2007 06:30 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nymph (Post 793655)
Umm, excuse me dear, but I believe I showed you a pool picture :p


Nymph 08-25-2007 06:34 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 793659)

Oh my, you've got girly hands :o

Rcourt64 08-25-2007 06:37 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nymph (Post 793661)
Oh my, you've got girly hands :o

So where is it that your ass was left hanging at again?
care to explain? Miss pool queen? :hmm:

spazlabz 08-25-2007 07:51 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nymph (Post 793655)
Umm, excuse me dear, but I believe I showed you a pool picture :p

YOU DID!!

TO HIM!!!

woe is me


spaz

Rcourt64 08-25-2007 08:18 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 793665)
YOU DID!!

TO HIM!!!

woe is me


spaz


Thats right,:okthumb::okthumb::okthumb: uhh huh,,, Don't you wish.
Yup,Yup, I got some & u didn't :nyanya:
naaa....naaa!!!

Nymph 08-25-2007 08:21 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 793665)
YOU DID!!

TO HIM!!!

woe is me


spaz

I had to, he threatened to take away my magic powers :(

Nymph 08-25-2007 08:28 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 793662)
So where is it that your ass was left hanging at again?
care to explain? Miss pool queen? :hmm:

Put on the hula skirt & dance for me baby ;)

Rcourt64 08-25-2007 08:29 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nymph (Post 793668)
I had to, he threatened to take away my magic powers :(

Don't even try that.., You were practically beggin' for me to look :clapping0

"Ohh Rcourt, just look at this one..." :fanning: & "ohh Check out that one !" :idontknow

Nymph 08-25-2007 08:34 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 793672)
Don't even try that.., You were practically beggin' for me to look :clapping0

"Ohh Rcourt, just look at this one..." :fanning: & "ohh Check out that one !" :idontknow

In your dreams old man! You were whining for daysuntil I finally gave in & showed you something...you're gonna have everyone here thinking I'm some kinda hussy or something :huh:

sarettah 08-25-2007 08:37 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nymph (Post 793673)
you're gonna have everyone here thinking I'm some kinda hussy or something :huh:

Better a hussy (what an ooooolllllddddd word) then a prude (another ooooooollllddd word) :yowsa:

Nymph 08-25-2007 08:56 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 793674)
Better a hussy (what an ooooolllllddddd word) then a prude (another ooooooollllddd word) :yowsa:

Old words my butt...I'll never catch up with you on age sweetie, and ya best be nice, or someone near & dear to me will start laying the cards out again for you :rolleyes:

Rcourt64 08-25-2007 09:03 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nymph (Post 793675)
Old words my butt...I'll never catch up with you on age sweetie, and ya best be nice, or someone near & dear to me will start laying the cards out again for you :rolleyes:

scarlet woman :whistling

sarettah 08-25-2007 09:23 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nymph (Post 793675)
Old words my butt...I'll never catch up with you on age sweetie, and ya best be nice, or someone near & dear to me will start laying the cards out again for you :rolleyes:



Oh, I am scared watch me shake witchie poo.... :yowsa:


(btw, gypsies are not the only ones who can play cards. I have been known to swing a pretty big deck of my own :okthumb:)

Rcourt64 08-26-2007 08:28 AM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 793677)
Oh, I am scared watch me shake witchie poo.... :yowsa:


(btw, gypsies are not the only ones who can play cards. I have been known to swing a pretty big deck of my own :okthumb:)

Don't let her attempt to trick you with those silly gypsy tarot cards.
Make her show you her pool side bikini picture instead.;)
The ones Spaz (her new pool boy) been crying to see :whistling

Nymph 08-26-2007 08:52 AM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 793677)
Oh, I am scared watch me shake witchie poo.... :yowsa:


(btw, gypsies are not the only ones who can play cards. I have been known to swing a pretty big deck of my own :okthumb:)

Whew, I almost read that wrong at first....it was starting to get a little warm ;)

Rcourt64 08-26-2007 09:16 AM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nymph (Post 793692)
Whew, I almost read that wrong at first....it was starting to get a little warm ;)

What did you think it said? :whistling

Nymph 08-26-2007 09:23 AM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 793693)
What did you think it said? :whistling

Well, I just woke up, and read it kinda fast, but I first thought it said..
"swinging a pretty big dick of my own"
:blush:

spazlabz 08-26-2007 10:41 AM

Re: Nymph
 
This thread worked out well for me NOT!


spaz

Rcourt64 08-26-2007 11:26 AM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 793696)
This thread worked out well for me NOT!


spaz

...........pssst, Wanna buy some cool pool pictures dude? ;) I'll let 'em go cheap!!!:whistling

Nymph 08-26-2007 12:02 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 793696)
This thread worked out well for me NOT!


spaz

Then you must have missed the new job involving oils sweetie ;)

spazlabz 08-27-2007 09:52 AM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nymph (Post 793698)
Then you must have missed the new job involving oils sweetie ;)

I hope we are talking about flavored oils here heh heh :D


spaz

EmporerEJ 08-27-2007 11:11 AM

Re: Nymph
 
All I know, is, someone is having fun, and it isn't me!

:mad:

Nymph 08-27-2007 05:07 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 793735)
I hope we are talking about flavored oils here heh heh :D


spaz

Actually, I was thinking sun tan oil, but flavored oils sound fun too ;)

Nymph 08-27-2007 05:09 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 793742)
All I know, is, someone is having fun, and it isn't me!

:mad:

Aww darlin' I don't want you to feel left out....how are you at making Margarita's, Pina Colada's, and Daquiri's? ;)

spazlabz 08-27-2007 09:47 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nymph (Post 793770)
Actually, I was thinking sun tan oil, but flavored oils sound fun too ;)

yup :D aint no way I am going to be licking sun tan oil offa anyone LOL


spaz

spazlabz 08-27-2007 09:48 PM

Re: Nymph
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 793742)
All I know, is, someone is having fun, and it isn't me!

:mad:

LOL want some fun EJ? well shit, plug in the virtu-wang-twanger and have at bro!! You don't need no woman LOL


spaz

softball 08-27-2007 11:10 PM

Re: Nymph
 
sigh......


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