Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? - Page 2

Sabby · 09-30-2005

Sorry boys...

But I DEMAND a nice comfortable environment with all the trimmings...

or no DICE!!!

Sabby

ReighlynnRaine · 09-30-2005

Dumbest place.... in the car by a wildlife preserve. Dumb because the cops showed up (the look on my pants-less boyfriend when the cop kept the flashlight on him was hysterical) and told us to move along. Seems we were parked where a lot of drug deals happen. Eeep.

Trev · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by domtheboy

When they caught you, did the scream in pure Geoff off Byker Grove fashion:

"Wey-aye, what's gannin on 'ere like ? Ya dorty rascal !"

Hahahahaha

Something along those lines, with a "We'z ganna kick the fuckin' shite oot a ya oot side bonny lad"

PornoDoggy · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Thank you, OldJeff and PornoDoggy, for managing to hold onto the topic of this thread while in the midst of...that. Whatever that was.

That was the boys discovering their toys, of course ...

Seems a lot of us have been caught in our cars ... there was a St. Louis County cop I wanted to invite to my first wedding. This guy must have caught us almost in the act, in the act, or right after the act four or five times in a six month periodl. Yes, we were smart enough to move; he was just damned good at finding us, or he was stalking one of us.

OldJeff · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by DannyCox

WOW! It's hard to think of just one! I really have done so many stupid things for sex!

There was the time I was banging my old girlfriend's cousin, in her cousin's bed, with my girlfriend in the next room. Yes, I did get caught, but that didn't end the relationship. That ended when she caught me banging the same cousin in her car right outside of my girlfriend's house!!

There was also that time when my own cousin was blowing me in the laundry room of her house (I was 14, she was 15), and her father (my uncle) walked in on us. That was a fun time too!

Ah, the memories.....

And all this time I thought West Virginia had the market cornered on fucking your relatives.

Grump · 09-30-2005

Inside the Statue of Liberty, behind some drop cloths under some scafolding in an area where some sort of work was being done. While tours were going on. She was noisy and I never considered the echos inside a hollow metal structure. I should have.

ReighlynnRaine · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Grump

Inside the Statue of Liberty, behind some drop cloths under some scafolding in an area where some sort of work was being done. While tours were going on. She was noisy and I never considered the echos inside a hollow metal structure. I should have.

So did you get busted?

Grump · 09-30-2005

Yep,and escorted off the island.

ReighlynnRaine · 09-30-2005

egads. But at least you have a great story.

Grump · 09-30-2005

Just another historic place to add to the list that we are not allowed back to

It was the dumbest in terms of I should have known we'd get caught, not the most risky or fun though. For most risky my vote has to go to the "Heart" at the Franklin Institute in Philly.

Surprisingly we are allowed in there still. LOL!

ReighlynnRaine · 09-30-2005

Bhelliom · 09-30-2005

well mine was on my girlfriends couch.... we thought everyone had gone to bed.... turns out her father was just in the washroom... (the couch is VERY visible from the bathroom door when you walk out...

fortunately, he likes to read and take his time in the bathroom. Just barely finished and he walked out.... talk about awkward

Dravyk · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Grump

Just another historic place to add to the list that we are not allowed back to

It was the dumbest in terms of I should have known we'd get caught, not the most risky or fun though. For most risky my vote has to go to the "Heart" at the Franklin Institute in Philly.

Surprisingly we are allowed in there still. LOL!

You did it in "the heart"? Damn!!

DannyCox · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by OldJeff

And all this time I thought West Virginia had the market cornered on fucking your relatives.

Nope, when you are a young teen with a constant erection, and a hot cousin willing to take care of the problem, your location has nothing to do with it at all. We're all West Virginians at that point

Dravyk · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by DannyCox

Nope, when you are a young teen with a constant erection, and a hot cousin willing to take care of the problem, your location has nothing to do with it at all. We're all West Virginians at that point

... Suddenly thinking of "cousins" Ellie May and Daisy Duke for some reason.

Nickatilynx · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

... Suddenly thinking of "cousins" Ellie May and Daisy Duke for some reason.

But dude , we all know you'd SETTLE for Cousin It.

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

I HAD to!!!

It was just hanging there!!

;-))

OldJeff · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by DannyCox

Nope, when you are a young teen with a constant erection, and a hot cousin willing to take care of the problem, your location has nothing to do with it at all. We're all West Virginians at that point

LMAO

You know Dan, I can not read your name without thinking of smoked meat sandwiches at that diner so many years ago.

Dravyk · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

But dude , we all know you'd SETTLE for Cousin It.

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

I HAD to!!!

It was just hanging there!!

;-))

LMAO! No problem!!

Btw, I heard you gave up wanking to have sex with "Thing". Is there a difference?

Ducking and running!

Nickatilynx · 09-30-2005

This thread just reminded me..

Of Steph at Janey.net (my first real host) telling me how much money they made from underwear sales.

So we went bought a load of them.

;-))

LOL

We were thinking of shaving our pubes and putting a pube in the crotch of each pair of "just worn panties" we sent out.

Ah well... LOL

Nickatilynx · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

LMAO! No problem!!

Btw, I heard you gave up wanking to have sex with "Thing". Is there a difference?

Ducking and running!

Its not bad.

But it would never stop a total wanker like you from being one

Dravyk · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

We were thinking of shaving our pubes and putting a pube in the crotch of each pair of "just worn panties" we sent out.

Ewwwwwww!

I think the only way to get that mental image out my head is to go drinking tonight! Thanks, Nick!

Dravyk · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Its not bad.

But it would never stop a total wanker like you from being one

Well then I have to hand it to you.

DrGuile · 09-30-2005

Saskatoon

DannyCox · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by OldJeff

You know Dan, I can not read your name without thinking of smoked meat sandwiches at that diner so many years ago.

Damn! That was back in 1999, I believe. I can't even remember where we went, whether it was Ben's or Shwartz's! Stan and Billy were with us, as I think it was Stan who was bugging me to try that smoked meat stuff.

Sin · 09-30-2005

I lost my virginity in my parents living room, with my mum & dad in their room less than 50 feet away with the door open.

Other than that probably the dumbest place I had sex would be at my other workplace, once in the back with the wine & I gave the same person a blowjob in the fermenting room with the beer

He wanted to eat me out in the cooler in the dark but I am not fond of the cold... lol

Trev · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

I lost my virginity in my parents living room, with my mum & dad in their room less than 50 feet away with the door open.

Other than that probably the dumbest place I had sex would be at my other workplace, once in the back with the wine & I gave the same person a blowjob in the fermenting room with the beer

He wanted to eat me out in the cooler in the dark but I am not fond of the cold... lol

Where do you live again

MorganGrayson · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

Saskatoon

Gosh, that's fun to say.

I gather it's not a lot of fun to be there, but it sure is fun to say.

ReighlynnRaine · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Gosh, that's fun to say.

I gather it's not a lot of fun to be there, but it sure is fun to say.

Say it three times fast...

Dr. Elle · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

On the side of a busy interstate.

So one time me and the babe I was going out with at the time got horny. And we kinda liked a little "danger sex" or semi-exhibition sex, whatever. Pulled over onto the shoulder, got out, went to the other side of the car, started doing it standing up.

It's when the 18 wheelers whizz by and the car (a heavy one, not a compact) that you're leaning against shakes like an earthquake, and the wind nearly blows you away ... well, it just wasn't very "conducive" ...

Anyway not totally sure if that was dumb, as much as it didn't work as well as we'd thought.

Those things only work out well in films. Reality somehow manages to weasel it's way in when we attempt to act out fantasy.

Dr. Elle · 09-30-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

There was the blowjob in the back of the bus during a school trip. Years later, I ran into the guy and he reminded me of the incident. My response was "Oh, was that you?"

There was also the time in the woods when I was 17. I got poison ivy on my ass.

Then there was that fraternity party...

Ok, I'll stop now.

Now I see why you are the resident trollop. You're obviously a tramp from way back. My kind of girl.

Dravyk · 10-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Dr. Elle

Those things only work out well in films. Reality somehow manages to weasel it's way in when we attempt to act out fantasy.

In reality, sex is nosier and more gooey as well.

Dr. Elle · 10-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

In reality, sex is nosier and more gooey as well.

If you're doing it right.

MorganGrayson · 10-01-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

In reality, sex is nosier and more gooey as well.

I'm going to assume you meant "noisier" here, Dravyk.

(A little help getting the "gooey nose" out of my head would be appreciated.)

Sometimes I think one of the worst mistakes a person can make is attempting to live out a fantasy. It will never work as well as it does in one's head...and the price paid is the loss of the fantasy. I think that's too high a price to be paid.

I have my fantasies categorized in my head. "Things I'd like to do" and "things I just amuse myself thinking about."

I'm never going to ride off on the back of a Harley and have glorious sex with a young stud biker who smells like engines and leather. I've faced that. I dont' even really want to...I just want to think about it occasionally.

Red · 10-01-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I'm going to assume you meant "noisier" here, Dravyk.

(A little help getting the "gooey nose" out of my head would be appreciated.)

Sometimes I think one of the worst mistakes a person can make is attempting to live out a fantasy. It will never work as well as it does in one's head...and the price paid is the loss of the fantasy. I think that's too high a price to be paid.

I have my fantasies categorized in my head. "Things I'd like to do" and "things I just amuse myself thinking about."

I'm never going to ride off on the back of a Harley and have glorious sex with a young stud biker who smells like engines and leather. I've faced that. I dont' even really want to...I just want to think about it occasionally.

I know what you mean. Fantasy never takes into account, the "Ow, you're on my hair" or "shit, I've got a cramp in my leg, we have to change positions."

PornoDoggy · 10-01-2005

so ... we have established that Morgan is not into the nose niche.

Dravyk · 10-01-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I'm going to assume you meant "noisier" here, Dravyk.

LOL! It was 3am and I was drunk / hungover. What can I tell ya?

Dravyk · 10-01-2005

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy

so ... we have established that Morgan is not into the nose niche.

That anything like a nasal cavity?

Queen Bitch · 10-09-2005

With some blindingly white wm...oh wait, you said PLACE

In the front seat of my 1977 Honda Civic with my bf...we hadn't noticed that we were blocking his driveway and his father came home and put the brights on us...guess who was on top? Oops.

I was 22 then, so I guess I was even dumber than I am now.

Jon, how are you, sir? Had any more favorite children lately?

Morgan, CYE

Anyone hear from AI, Serge, etc?

I was showing my fiance old pics from an IA and got nostalgic..almost spit my drink onto the monitor when I saw old Morganus Rex came back to life!

Hugs to all of you! (Well, almost all of you lol).

Heather

grimm · 10-09-2005

lexington, kentucky. no contest.

MorganGrayson · 10-09-2005

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Originally Posted by grimm

lexington, kentucky. no contest.

You got it up in Lexington?!?!?!?!?!? You are my hero!!!!!

(I lived in Kentucky for 15 years. Trust me, having a sexual thought there requires concentration.)

Hey, heather! Yeppers. I re-entered this odd business in July of this year. I think I'm working on my fourth or fifth career in this business. I'm not sure.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 10-10-2005

on the grass... yeeooooww... i cant take the stones and soil on my skun... itchy!

Funbrunette · 10-10-2005

In the damn woods... My bum was itchy for days!

09-30-2005	#51
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ReighlynnRaine Punk Rock Porn Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 548	Re: Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? Dumbest place.... in the car by a wildlife preserve. Dumb because the cops showed up (the look on my pants-less boyfriend when the cop kept the flashlight on him was hysterical) and told us to move along. Seems we were parked where a lot of drug deals happen. Eeep.

09-30-2005	#56
Grump Buys wine at Publix! Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 170	Re: Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? Inside the Statue of Liberty, behind some drop cloths under some scafolding in an area where some sort of work was being done. While tours were going on. She was noisy and I never considered the echos inside a hollow metal structure. I should have.

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Grump Buys wine at Publix! Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 170	Re: Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? Yep,and escorted off the island.

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ReighlynnRaine Punk Rock Porn Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 548	Re: Where's the dumbest place you ever had sex? egads. But at least you have a great story.

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