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Old 10-28-2004   #1
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Jews and the calendar

According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5765. According to the Chinese
calendar, the year is 4702.

This means that for 1,063 years, the Jews went without Chinese food.
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"Pork fried rice, please."
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"Pork fried rice, please."
And a side of mu shu?

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what year according to Masons? AF&AM?
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I got good retort today to that joke:

in those years it didn't matter-
there was no Christmas and all restaurants were open
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Jews and the calendar

According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5765. According to the Chinese
calendar, the year is 4702.

This means that for 1,063 years, the Jews went without Chinese food.
what to do at sun down on yom kippur? *gasp* its a tradition!
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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 24 2004, 08:20 PM
I got good retort today to that joke:

in those years it didn't matter-
there was no Christmas and all restaurants were open
;-)
hahahah excellent point!
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