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Winetalk.com 10-28-2004 06:28 AM

Jews and the calendar

According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5765. According to the Chinese
calendar, the year is 4702.

This means that for 1,063 years, the Jews went without Chinese food.

Almighty Colin 10-28-2004 07:02 AM

"Pork fried rice, please."

*KK* 10-28-2004 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin@Oct 28 2004, 03:03 AM
"Pork fried rice, please."
And a side of mu shu?

;-}}}}

sextoyking 10-29-2004 01:25 AM

hahaha :)

ClubPro 10-29-2004 04:35 PM

what year according to Masons? AF&AM?

Winetalk.com 12-24-2004 11:19 PM

I got good retort today to that joke:

in those years it didn't matter-
there was no Christmas and all restaurants were open
;-)

grimm 12-25-2004 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 28 2004, 02:29 AM
Jews and the calendar

According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5765. According to the Chinese
calendar, the year is 4702.

This means that for 1,063 years, the Jews went without Chinese food.

what to do at sun down on yom kippur? *gasp* its a tradition!

grimm 12-25-2004 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 24 2004, 08:20 PM
I got good retort today to that joke:

in those years it didn't matter-
there was no Christmas and all restaurants were open
;-)

hahahah excellent point!


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