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Old 06-22-2004   #1
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Imagine my surprise when I was peeling garlic cloves the other evening and discovered the hidden pearl, the clitoris, right there in my fridge!!



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cj, if your clitoris looks like that,
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If the clitoris is that ugly I hope I never find it
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serge, do you mean going a bit brown around the top?!??!
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cj,
we usually end up business topics with T&A,
should we end yours with business talk?
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that was the plan
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that was the plan
naaahhhh...for me, clits are the pleasure,
I refuse making money off them
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Draw a map and sell it, you'll make millions !!
Those things are more illusive than the holy grail
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I can't decide if it looks more like a clitoris or more like a baby jesus...
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I can't decide if it looks more like a clitoris or more like a baby jesus...
"Oh i love it when you rub my baby jesus"
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suddenly i want to decorate your vagina with some melted cheese and grilled onions.



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suddenly i want to decorate your vagina with some melted cheese and grilled onions.

Mmmmmmm tasty.


Is it time for lunch yet?
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Garlic always spices up a meal. And that particular one would more than most.
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Garlic always spices up a meal. And that particular one would more than most.
Seared Redfish with Braised Garlic Clits..... take THAT, Emril!
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Very Interesting Find (and tasty I've no doubt)


What I wonder is why no one so far has asked ......

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Well CJ,


that will solve your pesky "vampires trying to go down on me" problem.


too much teeth, and then you are undead, more downside than upside anyway when it comes to dating Nosferatu.
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I glad not everyone feels that way
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Very Interesting Find (and tasty I've no doubt)


What I wonder is why no one so far has asked ......

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Vick, I bet 99% of Oranoids KNOW how clit taste!
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(well, maybe Peaches doesn't know, but I doubt it ;-)))
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