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cj 06-22-2004 05:50 AM

Imagine my surprise when I was peeling garlic cloves the other evening and discovered the hidden pearl, the clitoris, right there in my fridge!!

:biglaugh: :biglaugh:

http://banners.celebritybling.com/junk/clitoris.jpg

Winetalk.com 06-22-2004 05:57 AM

cj, if your clitoris looks like that,
:wnw:

Trev 06-22-2004 06:08 AM

If the clitoris is that ugly I hope I never find it :blink: :yowsa:

cj 06-22-2004 06:20 AM

serge, do you mean going a bit brown around the top?!??! :biglaugh:

Winetalk.com 06-22-2004 06:37 AM

cj,
we usually end up business topics with T&A,
should we end yours with business talk?
;_)))

cj 06-22-2004 07:23 AM

that was the plan :groucho:

Winetalk.com 06-22-2004 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jun 22 2004, 06:31 AM
that was the plan :groucho:
naaahhhh...for me, clits are the pleasure,
I refuse making money off them
;-))))

HoneyBlond 06-22-2004 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Jun 22 2004, 08:58 PM

http://banners.celebritybling.com/junk/clitoris.jpg

Quick Girl,

Draw a map and sell it, you'll make millions !!
Those things are more illusive than the holy grail
:)

XXXPhoto 06-22-2004 09:50 AM

I can't decide if it looks more like a clitoris or more like a baby jesus...

chodadog 06-22-2004 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Jun 22 2004, 05:58 AM
I can't decide if it looks more like a clitoris or more like a baby jesus...
"Oh i love it when you rub my baby jesus"

JR 06-22-2004 10:46 AM

suddenly i want to decorate your vagina with some melted cheese and grilled onions.



Last edited by JR at Jun 22 2004, 06:55 AM

Mike AI 06-22-2004 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JR@Jun 22 2004, 09:54 AM
suddenly i want to decorate your vagina with some melted cheese and grilled onions.

Mmmmmmm tasty.


Is it time for lunch yet?

Dravyk 06-22-2004 01:40 PM

Garlic always spices up a meal. And that particular one would more than most. :okthumb:

Edd 06-22-2004 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk@Jun 22 2004, 12:48 PM
Garlic always spices up a meal. And that particular one would more than most. :okthumb:
Seared Redfish with Braised Garlic Clits..... take THAT, Emril! :awinky:

Vick 06-22-2004 04:45 PM

Very Interesting Find (and tasty I've no doubt)


What I wonder is why no one so far has asked ......

............. B)

grimm 06-22-2004 05:18 PM

Well CJ,


that will solve your pesky "vampires trying to go down on me" problem.


too much teeth, and then you are undead, more downside than upside anyway when it comes to dating Nosferatu.;)

Vick 06-22-2004 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grimm@Jun 22 2004, 04:26 PM
more downside than upside anyway when it comes to dating Nosferatu.;)
I glad not everyone feels that way B)

grimm 06-22-2004 05:28 PM

Vick;)

Winetalk.com 06-22-2004 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Jun 22 2004, 03:53 PM
Very Interesting Find (and tasty I've no doubt)


What I wonder is why no one so far has asked ......

............. B)

Vick, I bet 99% of Oranoids KNOW how clit taste!
;-)))

(well, maybe Peaches doesn't know, but I doubt it ;-)))

JoesHO 06-22-2004 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jun 22 2004, 01:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jun 22 2004, 01:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Vick@Jun 22 2004, 03:53 PM
Very Interesting Find (and tasty I've no doubt)


What I wonder is why no one so far has asked ......

............. B)

Vick, I bet 99% of Oranoids KNOW how clit taste!
;-)))

(well, maybe Peaches doesn't know, but I doubt it ;-))) [/b][/quote]
Hell yes she knows, Women have half the money and all the pussy....
we dudes can't win :D

Dravyk 06-22-2004 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Edd+Jun 22 2004, 04:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Edd @ Jun 22 2004, 04:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Dravyk@Jun 22 2004, 12:48 PM
Garlic always spices up a meal. And that particular one would more than most. :okthumb:
Seared Redfish with Braised Garlic Clits..... take THAT, Emril! :awinky: [/b][/quote]
BAM!!! That's definitely turning it up a few notches! :P

cj 06-22-2004 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JR@Jun 22 2004, 09:47 AM
suddenly i want to decorate your vagina with some melted cheese and grilled onions.
hahhahhahahahahahhahahahaha
:wnw:

chodadog 06-22-2004 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog+Jun 22 2004, 06:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chodadog @ Jun 22 2004, 06:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-XXXPhoto@Jun 22 2004, 05:58 AM
I can't decide if it looks more like a clitoris or more like a baby jesus...
"Oh i love it when you rub my baby jesus" [/b][/quote]
ATTN Oprano Admins:

I did not make this post, and i do not have a Purecash signature.

DB problems?

Trev 06-23-2004 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog+Jun 23 2004, 04:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chodadog @ Jun 23 2004, 04:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog@Jun 22 2004, 06:45 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-XXXPhoto
Quote:

@Jun 22 2004, 05:58 AM
I can't decide if it looks more like a clitoris or more like a baby jesus...


"Oh i love it when you rub my baby jesus"

ATTN Oprano Admins:

I did not make this post, and i do not have a Purecash signature.

DB problems? [/b][/quote]
JR made that post yesterday...


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