Apples & Wine - Funny

Dianna Vesta · 01-12-2006

Apples & Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the

tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are

afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten

apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to

come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top

of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even

those who have already been picked...

Now Men...

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women

to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable

to have dinner with.

Doesn't that just warm your heart?

Vick · 01-12-2006

Now I know why I shake Apple Trees ;-)

Also know as the being an asshole approach to attracting women

Nice guys don't finish last .....

... they don't finish.

Dianna Vesta · 01-12-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick

Now I know why I shake Apple Trees ;-)

Also know as the being an asshole approach to attracting women

Nice guys don't finish last .....

... they don't finish.

Some trees will smash your ass with apples if you shake them.

Vick · 01-12-2006

How did my ass get into this?? ;-))

Actually that would be the choice apples falling at my feet

see what happens when 2 doms post in the same thread ;-)

Dianna Vesta · 01-12-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick

How did my ass get into this?? ;-))

Actually that would be the choice apples falling at my feet

see what happens when 2 doms post in the same thread ;-)

lol- funny but true.

Winetalk.com · 01-12-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick

How did my ass get into this?? ;-))

IS the question I seek an answer every day....

01-12-2006	#1
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01-12-2006	#2
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Re: Apples & Wine - Funny Now I know why I shake Apple Trees ;-) Also know as the being an asshole approach to attracting women Nice guys don't finish last ..... ... they don't finish. __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening

01-12-2006	#4
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Re: Apples & Wine - Funny How did my ass get into this?? ;-)) Actually that would be the choice apples falling at my feet see what happens when 2 doms post in the same thread ;-) __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening