Ode to Zeina

anon-e-mouse · 11-03-2005

I met her on the board called O-pran-o
where we talk about shit and get to know each other
like brothers

She posted some pics and said hello board
we said who are you and in a masculine way she said Zeina
Z-E-I-NA Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina

Well, I'm not the boards most experienced guy,
but when she said Hey dude well my eyes opened wide
Oh yeah Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she shows pics of a woman but posts like a man
Oh my Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

Well, she posted fan signs and yakked all night
about fast cars and watching the fights
she pmed, emailed and icqd me
She said, "Little boy want to watch me pee?"

Well, I'm not the world's most educated guy,
but while she stood and peed I almost died
oh yeah Zeina
zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

I brought up the site. I stared at the screen.
I rolled on the floor. I laughed my ass off.
I read her posts and knew she was a he.

Well that's the way that it's going to stay.
I always want it to be that way for our Zeina.
zee zee zee zee Zeina

Girls post as boys, and boys post as girls.
It's all just marketing in the internet world,
just look at Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

Well I started posting just a week ago,
and I never cybered with a woman before,
Zeina said hold on while I go to the can
said, "Then Little boy, gonna make you a fan."

Well I'm not the world's most intelligent man,
but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man,
so is he who posts as Zeina.
zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

Inabon · 11-03-2005

holy shit first post and the guy is writing poetry.

minibon whip it out we have to slap some people jajaja.

burp beer is good.

voodooman · 11-03-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon

holy shit first post and the guy is writing poetry.

minibon whip it out we have to slap some people jajaja.

burp beer is good.

May be his first post, but not his first rodeo. I think he was burned by Zeina.

Im still waiting on a call because I hate to be made a fool of, or be wrong for that matter.

Funbrunette · 11-03-2005

do I smell drama?

Zeina-Heart · 11-03-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon

holy shit first post and the guy is writing poetry.

minibon whip it out we have to slap some people jajaja.

burp beer is good.

isnt that great... the first poem here and its about me

wooo for me

Queen Bitch · 11-03-2005

.........and a beer

Almighty Jim · 11-03-2005

I believe she/he

said that she/he would be on vacation this week and not posting but .....

Whoomp! Here She/He is posting like a can o'

Give the rookie a chance. Anyone know she/he personally?

Red · 11-03-2005

Points for creativity.

That was great.

sarettah · 11-03-2005

Now LOLA is goinna be going through me head all day long dammit

Zeina-Heart · 11-03-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almighty Jim

I believe she/he

said that she/he would be on vacation this week and not posting but .....

Whoomp! Here She/He is posting like a can o'

Give the rookie a chance. Anyone know she/he personally?

ask anyone from montreal that works in the biz .. they'll tell you i'm real and i'm not going anywhere

voodooman · 11-03-2005

Ok, Im here to announce that Zeina is a real person that is posting on Oprano. So, we can all rest better and stop harrassing her. How do I know this? Well, I cannot say, you'll just have to trust me.

Zeina-Heart · 11-03-2005

well you have time to waste...lol

I'm a real girl named zeina and yes i posted this myself.. but i have no problem if you want to believe i'm a guy so you wont have wet dreams about me, but just to let you know.. it wont work.. i'll still make you cum when you sleep

Zeina-Heart · 11-03-2005

even if you think i'm a guy, i still wanted to say i'm kind a flatered by this thank you

TheEnforcer · 11-03-2005

Wtf?

anon-e-mouse · 11-03-2005

What happened to the iq level around here? It's a song, not a poem. It is to the tune of the Kinks Lola. Songs have tunes, melodies, harmonies and sometimes lyrics. A poem just has words that rhyme.

Here is a poem. "roses are red violets are blue. The guy who posts as Zeina is a fat fuck too". That is a poem.

Dale_Ryan · 11-04-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by anon-e-mouse

What happened to the iq level around here? It's a song, not a poem. It is to the tune of the Kinks Lola. Songs have tunes, melodies, harmonies and sometimes lyrics. A poem just has words that rhyme.

Here is a poem. "roses are red violets are blue. The guy who posts as Zeina is a fat fuck too". That is a poem.

Oh my, I love that poem dude.

MorganGrayson · 11-03-2005

This keeps getting more and more strange.

Usually, I like that...but....

sarettah · 11-03-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

This keeps getting more and more strange.

Usually, I like that...but....

Go with it.............

Dravyk · 11-03-2005

Winetalk.com · 11-04-2005

this board is getting more and more GFY as we speak.....anybody wants to see my balls before and after sex change surgery?

selena · 11-04-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

this board is getting more and more GFY as we speak.....anybody wants to see my balls before and after sex change surgery?

Yes, please.

helix · 11-04-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

this board is getting more and more GFY as we speak.....anybody wants to see my balls before and after sex change surgery?

I'd hit it

Funbrunette · 11-04-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

this board is getting more and more GFY as we speak.....anybody wants to see my balls before and after sex change surgery?

Now you're talking!!!!

Vick · 11-04-2005

Bravo

I enjoy a good parody!!!

11-03-2005	#1
anon-e-mouse Trying to get enough posts to spam a link I'm new! Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3	Ode to Zeina I met her on the board called O-pran-o where we talk about shit and get to know each other like brothers She posted some pics and said hello board we said who are you and in a masculine way she said Zeina Z-E-I-NA Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina Well, I'm not the boards most experienced guy, but when she said Hey dude well my eyes opened wide Oh yeah Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand why she shows pics of a woman but posts like a man Oh my Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina Well, she posted fan signs and yakked all night about fast cars and watching the fights she pmed, emailed and icqd me She said, "Little boy want to watch me pee?" Well, I'm not the world's most educated guy, but while she stood and peed I almost died oh yeah Zeina zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina I brought up the site. I stared at the screen. I rolled on the floor. I laughed my ass off. I read her posts and knew she was a he. Well that's the way that it's going to stay. I always want it to be that way for our Zeina. zee zee zee zee Zeina Girls post as boys, and boys post as girls. It's all just marketing in the internet world, just look at Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina Well I started posting just a week ago, and I never cybered with a woman before, Zeina said hold on while I go to the can said, "Then Little boy, gonna make you a fan." Well I'm not the world's most intelligent man, but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man, so is he who posts as Zeina. zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

11-03-2005	#2
Inabon One Miiiiiiiiilllllliiiiiiooooonnnnn Dollars Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Panamá Posts: 1,585	Re: Ode to Zeina holy shit first post and the guy is writing poetry. minibon whip it out we have to slap some people jajaja. burp beer is good.

11-03-2005	#4
Funbrunette Tossing Chairs and Blacking Out. Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 335	Re: Ode to Zeina do I smell drama? __________________ stephanie@interclimax.com Sales and Marketing Manager ICQ:155713409 Skype/funbrunette Premium Adult Content Provider!

11-03-2005	#6
Queen Bitch Qualified to teach "cunty" Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Antonio del Mar, Mexico this month Posts: 174	Re: Ode to Zeina .........and a beer __________________ Media-Mover Heather

11-03-2005	#7
Almighty Jim The Best Free Live Plugins Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Metro Atlanta Posts: 64	Re: Ode to Zeina I believe she/he said that she/he would be on vacation this week and not posting but ..... Whoomp! Here She/He is posting like a can o' Give the rookie a chance. Anyone know she/he personally? __________________ Marketing Manager Contact:jim@almightycontent.com or ICQ 254 914 537 Secret Friends, LATINA Secret Friends , My Cam Friends

11-03-2005	#8
Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Re: Ode to Zeina Points for creativity. That was great. __________________

11-03-2005	#9
sarettah Stay Out Of The Box Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lost in the ozone Posts: 10,318	Re: Ode to Zeina Now LOLA is goinna be going through me head all day long dammit __________________ Free Adult Webcams

11-03-2005	#11
voodooman Members Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,695	Re: Ode to Zeina Ok, Im here to announce that Zeina is a real person that is posting on Oprano. So, we can all rest better and stop harrassing her. How do I know this? Well, I cannot say, you'll just have to trust me.

11-03-2005	#12
Zeina-Heart On InterPol's Wanted List Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 148	Re: Ode to Zeina well you have time to waste...lol I'm a real girl named zeina and yes i posted this myself.. but i have no problem if you want to believe i'm a guy so you wont have wet dreams about me, but just to let you know.. it wont work.. i'll still make you cum when you sleep __________________ Eromodelcash Zeina Heart

11-03-2005	#13
Zeina-Heart On InterPol's Wanted List Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 148	Re: Ode to Zeina even if you think i'm a guy, i still wanted to say i'm kind a flatered by this thank you __________________ Eromodelcash Zeina Heart

11-03-2005	#14
TheEnforcer Scored VIP to Anton's Piss Tank Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,781	Re: Ode to Zeina Wtf?

11-03-2005	#15
anon-e-mouse Trying to get enough posts to spam a link I'm new! Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3	Re: Ode to Zeina What happened to the iq level around here? It's a song, not a poem. It is to the tune of the Kinks Lola. Songs have tunes, melodies, harmonies and sometimes lyrics. A poem just has words that rhyme. Here is a poem. "roses are red violets are blue. The guy who posts as Zeina is a fat fuck too". That is a poem.

11-03-2005	#17
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Ode to Zeina This keeps getting more and more strange. Usually, I like that...but....

11-03-2005	#19
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11-04-2005	#20
Winetalk.com Prostate Examiner I quoff fine wine at corkd.com Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: good 'ole USA Posts: 21,018	Re: Ode to Zeina this board is getting more and more GFY as we speak.....anybody wants to see my balls before and after sex change surgery? __________________ why dogs sniff each other butts?

11-04-2005	#24
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Re: Ode to Zeina Bravo I enjoy a good parody!!! __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening