Ode to Zeina
 

I met her on the board called O-pran-o
where we talk about shit and get to know each other
like brothers

She posted some pics and said hello board
we said who are you and in a masculine way she said Zeina
Z-E-I-NA Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina

Well, I'm not the boards most experienced guy,
but when she said Hey dude well my eyes opened wide
Oh yeah Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she shows pics of a woman but posts like a man
Oh my Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

Well, she posted fan signs and yakked all night
about fast cars and watching the fights
she pmed, emailed and icqd me
She said, "Little boy want to watch me pee?"

Well, I'm not the world's most educated guy,
but while she stood and peed I almost died
oh yeah Zeina
zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

I brought up the site. I stared at the screen.
I rolled on the floor. I laughed my ass off.
I read her posts and knew she was a he.

Well that's the way that it's going to stay.
I always want it to be that way for our Zeina.
zee zee zee zee Zeina

Girls post as boys, and boys post as girls.
It's all just marketing in the internet world,
just look at Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

Well I started posting just a week ago,
and I never cybered with a woman before,
Zeina said hold on while I go to the can
said, "Then Little boy, gonna make you a fan."

Well I'm not the world's most intelligent man,
but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man,
so is he who posts as Zeina.
zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

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holy shit first post and the guy is writing poetry.


minibon whip it out we have to slap some people jajaja.

burp beer is good.

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May be his first post, but not his first rodeo. I think he was burned by Zeina.

Im still waiting on a call because I hate to be made a fool of, or be wrong for that matter.

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do I smell drama? :jerry:

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.........and a beer

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I believe she/he :( said that she/he would be on vacation this week and not posting but .....

Whoomp! Here She/He is posting like a can o' :spam:

Give the rookie a chance. Anyone know she/he personally?

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Points for creativity. :okthumb:

That was great.

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Now LOLA is goinna be going through me head all day long dammit :blink:

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well you have time to waste...lol ;)
I'm a real girl named zeina and yes i posted this myself.. but i have no problem if you want to believe i'm a guy so you wont have wet dreams about me, but just to let you know.. it wont work.. i'll still make you cum when you sleep :bleh01:

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isnt that great... the first poem here and its about me :clapping: wooo for me

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even if you think i'm a guy, i still wanted to say i'm kind a flatered by this thank you :)

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ask anyone from montreal that works in the biz .. they'll tell you i'm real and i'm not going anywhere :)

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Ok, Im here to announce that Zeina is a real person that is posting on Oprano. So, we can all rest better and stop harrassing her. How do I know this? Well, I cannot say, you'll just have to trust me. :)

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Wtf?

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What happened to the iq level around here? It's a song, not a poem. It is to the tune of the Kinks Lola. Songs have tunes, melodies, harmonies and sometimes lyrics. A poem just has words that rhyme.

Here is a poem. "roses are red violets are blue. The guy who posts as Zeina is a fat fuck too". That is a poem.

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This keeps getting more and more strange.

Usually, I like that...but.... :blink:

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Go with it............. :yowsa:

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:weird: :huh-smili :wtf: :smilehelp :sign_wier

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Oh my, I love that poem dude. :yowsa:

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this board is getting more and more GFY as we speak.....anybody wants to see my balls before and after sex change surgery?

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Yes, please.

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I'd hit it

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Now you're talking!!!! :clapping:

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Bravo

I enjoy a good parody!!!