Chicken & The Road

[Dianna Vesta]

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

I thought it was to show the possum that it COULD BE DONE!
Here are some other opinions:


GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.


AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken
crossing the road represented the application of these two different
functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring
greater services to the American people.


RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been
polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach
the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was
crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.


PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.


RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was
getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone
out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with
crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of
this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by
their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about
your money, money the government took from you to build roads for
chickens to cross.


MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.


JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people
see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to
the "other side." That's what they call it - the other side. Yes, my
friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will
become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless
phrases like "the other side."


DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!


ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.


GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough
for us.


BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to
the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how
it a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long
dream of crossing the road.


JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.


ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.


SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified
in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.


VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the
death its right to do it.


RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?


CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.


FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?


SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.


BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of
eChicken.


ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?


BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
chicken? Could you define chicken please?


THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and
there was much rejoicing.


COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one!

[Vick]

VICK
Because I had my penis out and was chasing it with a bottle of Sonny's BarBQue/Hot Wing sauce

[Winetalk.com]

Vick, what have your penis do with poor chicken????????

DV, good one
;-)

[LadyLaw]

Dianna: Hahahahahaha!! :>)))

Some more:

Nietzsche : Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Jerry Seinfeld : Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking all over the place anyway?

Gilligan : The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail - the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!

[Nickatilynx]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause me and Anthony wanted to speak to him


ahahahahaha

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 21 2002, 01:32 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause me and Anthony wanted to speak to him


ahahahahaha

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahah ahahahah
;-)))))

Nick,
PEOPLE KNOW......
;-))

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.p...50&pagenumber=1

[Winetalk.com]

Nick,
we ain't no chickens,
but LL and me wanna cross the BORDER to speak with you...
;-))

bring the filming crew,
I'll bring the wine
;-)))

[Nickatilynx]

Why did Brad cross the road?

To get away from the chicken



Why did Serge cross the road?
To get his dick outta the chicken

[Winetalk.com]

Nick, you mixed it all up...it was Vick's dick, not mine!
;-))

but I understand your confusion, all dicks look the same to you, you are not exactly
Dick Connoseur!
;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

LL, NO, they are NOT look all the same!

Ask Cleo!
;-)))

[Nickatilynx]

but LL and me wanna cross the BORDER to speak with you...
;-))

bring the filming crew,
I'll bring the wine

When you do ,and make it soon,don't book a hotel.

Stay here at Chez Nick.

on the dick matter I bow to your greater knowledge and experience



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Dec 21 2002, 02:12 PM

[Vick]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 21 2002, 01:07 PM
Vick, what have your penis do with poor chicken????????

Was Hungry and Horny so I thought to eat it and fuck it ....

Ooops sorry, I'm confused, wrong animal to eat and fuck

[Lisa]

I have a real life chicken and road story...

A couple of years ago I was out driving with a friend and my then 6 yr old, Jordan, when we spotted a chicken...crossing the road.

My friend slammed on the brakes and he and Jordie immediately wound down their windows and started screaming 'WHY, WHY CHICKEN, WHY DID YOU CROSS THE ROAD?!?!?'

I laughed so hard I cried, all the time thinking, 'I'm just driving along, minding my own business and the next thing I know I'm in the middle of a joke'.

[Torone]

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by LadyLaw@Dec 21 2002, 01:15 PM
Dianna: Hahahahahaha!! :>)))

Some more:

Nietzsche : Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Jerry Seinfeld : Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking all over the place anyway?

Gilligan : The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail - the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!

lol- I like your's too.

I missed all these. Long ass crazy weekend.

I'm dating two women, nothing serious and now they both want to get serious and become exclusive. I couldn't choose even if I had too.

I need advice from the guys. What would you do?

This is making me tired too.

[LadyLaw]

Dear Dianna: Hey girlfriend, good to see you back.

I'm no guy, but it seems the fact you "couldn't choose if you had to" between the two ladies in your life right now probably indicates serious and exclusive to either one isn't right for you, at this time anyway.

In my experience, an inner sense of "knowing" happens at some point, and then serious and exclusive makes sense. Until then....you're not ready.

You just got single again, so perhaps you need more time to just date and have fun. No shame in that.

Guys??

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta+Dec 23 2002, 06:29 PM-->