Hacking Bert

Hell Puppy · 12-19-2006

The FFN's took an impromptu breakfast outing to the Catlady Waffle House. No sign of the catlady, but we did see one of the cats. We tried to offer it some holiday cheer, but like many this season, the cat aint having it.

While enjoying a tasty bowl of Berts Chili, it occurred to us that we should use our alledged hacking ability to procure the recipe. There's risk involved, and I'm not sure whether the greater risk is from Waffle House Corp or our neighbors. But we decided to risk it.

So first off GonZo tries to do some social engineering of the waitress. Unfortunately, she is barely capable of figuring out the difference between sausage and bacon.

Thus we had to hack our way into Waffle. Last time I had used Waffle it was only to rip off the uucico interface to work with Crazy Ed Hoppers stuff and holonet. This Waffle-net uses VPN. The recipe was scattered smothered and covered, but we quickly found that the encryption was not a typical 128 bit hash like MD5 but a proprietary Waffle House system that was a 192 bit hashbrown.

We did succeed in grabbing the recipe. Hit me up if anyone wants it. I will share that the secret is the addition of Jimmy Dean sausage.

12-19-2006	#1
Hell Puppy Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,523	Hacking Bert The FFN's took an impromptu breakfast outing to the Catlady Waffle House. No sign of the catlady, but we did see one of the cats. We tried to offer it some holiday cheer, but like many this season, the cat aint having it. While enjoying a tasty bowl of Berts Chili, it occurred to us that we should use our alledged hacking ability to procure the recipe. There's risk involved, and I'm not sure whether the greater risk is from Waffle House Corp or our neighbors. But we decided to risk it. So first off GonZo tries to do some social engineering of the waitress. Unfortunately, she is barely capable of figuring out the difference between sausage and bacon. Thus we had to hack our way into Waffle. Last time I had used Waffle it was only to rip off the uucico interface to work with Crazy Ed Hoppers stuff and holonet. This Waffle-net uses VPN. The recipe was scattered smothered and covered, but we quickly found that the encryption was not a typical 128 bit hash like MD5 but a proprietary Waffle House system that was a 192 bit hashbrown. We did succeed in grabbing the recipe. Hit me up if anyone wants it. I will share that the secret is the addition of Jimmy Dean sausage.