Ode to Zeina

[anon-e-mouse]

I met her on the board called O-pran-o
where we talk about shit and get to know each other
like brothers

She posted some pics and said hello board
we said who are you and in a masculine way she said Zeina
Z-E-I-NA Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina

Well, I'm not the boards most experienced guy,
but when she said Hey dude well my eyes opened wide
Oh yeah Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she shows pics of a woman but posts like a man
Oh my Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

Well, she posted fan signs and yakked all night
about fast cars and watching the fights
she pmed, emailed and icqd me
She said, "Little boy want to watch me pee?"

Well, I'm not the world's most educated guy,
but while she stood and peed I almost died
oh yeah Zeina
zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

I brought up the site. I stared at the screen.
I rolled on the floor. I laughed my ass off.
I read her posts and knew she was a he.

Well that's the way that it's going to stay.
I always want it to be that way for our Zeina.
zee zee zee zee Zeina

Girls post as boys, and boys post as girls.
It's all just marketing in the internet world,
just look at Zeina, zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina

Well I started posting just a week ago,
and I never cybered with a woman before,
Zeina said hold on while I go to the can
said, "Then Little boy, gonna make you a fan."

Well I'm not the world's most intelligent man,
but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man,
so is he who posts as Zeina.
zee zee zee zee Zeina, zee zee zee Zeina