9 Important Men in the Life of a Woman

Winetalk.com · 05-06-2004

1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take off your clothes"

2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide"

3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, "Do you want it teased blown"

4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back"

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it."

6. THE SHARE BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up,fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again"

7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

8. THE HUNTER: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots"

9. THE PHONE COMPANY GUY : because he says : "Would you like it on the table or against the wall?"

05-06-2004	#1
Winetalk.com Prostate Examiner I quoff fine wine at corkd.com Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: good 'ole USA Posts: 21,018	1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take off your clothes" 2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide" 3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, "Do you want it teased blown" 4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back" 5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it." 6. THE SHARE BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up,fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again" 7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest" 8. THE HUNTER: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots" 9. THE PHONE COMPANY GUY : because he says : "Would you like it on the table or against the wall?" __________________ why dogs sniff each other butts?