1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take off your clothes"

2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide"

3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, "Do you want it teased blown"

4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back"

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it."

6. THE SHARE BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up,fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again"

7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

8. THE HUNTER: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots"

9. THE PHONE COMPANY GUY : because he says : "Would you like it on the table or against the wall?"

Don't forget the elevator operator....

He's always going down. :okthumb:

Don't forget the CARPENTER, who says 5 inches is really 7.5 inches.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

and you forgot the pool guy ....

who is just really hot

:biglaugh:

very funny serge :biglaugh: