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Old 12-23-2003   #1
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Man. I love her. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty.

And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?
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Buff, it happens every year and this si the MOST sucker gift you can come up with,
I read the article about it
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your always the romantic type ey

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I thought that was cool the first time I heard about it.. she won't think its half as cool as you do.. I asked a few lady friends... the general response was that it was lame. Sucks huh?

Keep looking for that perfect holiday gift .. thats probably not it.
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Buff, it happens every year and this si the MOST sucker gift you can come up with,
I read the article about it
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but...they got me too in 1981, when I was 3 years off the baot
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Really? What star did you buy?
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While it *sounds* romantic and sweet, I think the star-buying thing ranks right up there with those "we've had a tree planted in your honor" gift cards my former boss used to hand out every year.

WTF?!?!?!? We wanted our steenking holiday bonus - not some crappy tree! :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
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Buff - is that first post really you???
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i got a slightly used Golden Gate bridge to sell.
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I thought that was cool the first time I heard about it.. she won't think its half as cool as you do.. I asked a few lady friends... the general response was that it was lame. Sucks huh?

Keep looking for that perfect holiday gift .. thats probably not it.
I have to agree... totally LAME!!!

Buy her a diamond.

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Totally LAME = Buff

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If you REALLY love her forget the stars, diamonds, furs, cars, etc - buy her LAND.
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I have to agree... totally LAME!!!

Buy her a diamond.

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If you REALLY love her forget the stars, diamonds, furs, cars, etc - buy her LAND.
Hell yeah! Listen to the woman!
1. They're not making any more land. The value can only go up.
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"Name a star after someone" ranks right up there with chia pets and velvet elvis paintings. Velvet anything paintings, actually.
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LOL, Well I got my Christmas present this year!!! A new house.. bought with MY money!!!

And when he gets around to annoying me I can send him to the garage... (unheated) hehehehe


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LOL, Well I got my Christmas present this year!!! A new house.. bought with MY money!!!

And when he gets around to annoying me I can send him to the garage... (unheated) hehehehe


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