Man. I love her. She cooks for me without asking, cleans up for me, won't even let me help do any chores. I have to muscle her out of the way to do anything, even take out the trash. All she wants to do is make me happy -- I don't know what I did to deserve this, and it kind of makes me feel guilty.

And since I'm feeling guilty, it strikes me that I have found just about the perfect Christmas gift for my girlfriend, Crystal. I heard a radio ad for some company that lets you name stars after loved ones. First, it's so goddamn romantic (My angel girl's in heaven, where she belongs). And second, even if I buy her a crappy star, one that explodes in a supernova next week or collapses into a black hole in a month or so, it'll be like 12.4 million years before she knows it's broken. How sweet is that?

Buff, it happens every year and this si the MOST sucker gift you can come up with,
I read the article about it
;-))))

but...they got me too in 1981, when I was 3 years off the baot
;-)))

Buff,

your always the romantic type ey :)

happy holidays

I thought that was cool the first time I heard about it.. she won't think its half as cool as you do.. I asked a few lady friends... the general response was that it was lame. Sucks huh?

Keep looking for that perfect holiday gift .. thats probably not it.

Really? What star did you buy?

While it *sounds* romantic and sweet, I think the star-buying thing ranks right up there with those "we've had a tree planted in your honor" gift cards my former boss used to hand out every year.

WTF?!?!?!? We wanted our steenking holiday bonus - not some crappy tree! :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:

Buff - is that first post really you??? :rolleyes:

Really? What star did you buy?[/b][/quote]
they got me for "binar star" at double price...motheruckers!
;-)))

why don't you buy her a parcel of land on...the Moon instead?
It's much cloers
;-))))

i got a slightly used Golden Gate bridge to sell.
Buff wanna buy it ? :D

getta fuck out of here, I offered him Moon FIRST!
;-)))

getta fuck out of here, I offered him Moon FIRST!
;-)))[/b][/quote]

I know a guy who is selling moon property online.. its amazing what people will buy... funny thing is they don't just buy one acre they buy many acres.. haha.. idiots.

I know a guy who is selling moon property online.. its amazing what people will buy... funny thing is they don't just buy one acre they buy many acres.. haha.. idiots.[/b][/quote]
shux...I HATE competition....
anybody wanna buy some Venus properties?
;-))))

shux...I HATE competition....
anybody wanna buy some Venus properties?
;-))))[/b][/quote]

Lucky you didn't say Mars cause he is selling that one as well.. hahah

Lucky you didn't say Mars cause he is selling that one as well.. hahah[/b][/quote]
I know about Mars sales...I read that some aussies sell it too!
;-)))

I do my Due Dilligence sometimes
;-)))

shux...I HATE competition....
anybody wanna buy some Venus properties?
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Can I buy Uranus, Serge? :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

Can I buy Uranus, Serge? :biglaugh: :biglaugh:[/b][/quote]
yes, if you inspect it first...see you in NO!
;-))))

Billy, have your camera ready!
;-)))

yes, if you inspect it first...see you in NO!
;-))))

Billy, have your camera ready!
;-)))[/b][/quote]
You're coming in for New Years?

no, I am coming for the rectal exam...and treat it as a business related expense
;-)))

I'll be sharpening up my chess skills ;)

I'll be sharpening up my chess skills ;)[/b][/quote]
..and how exactly your chess skills gonna help my "uranus" exam?
This is NOT pleasure, Buff, this is a business we've chosen!
;-))))

..and while you sharpen your chess skills,
study those pics good!
;-))

http://cotac.com/$$/

I have to agree... totally LAME!!!

Buy her a diamond.

Sabby:)

Totally LAME = Buff

Enough said !

If you REALLY love her forget the stars, diamonds, furs, cars, etc - buy her LAND. B)

fuck that...buy yourself a diamond - women come and go - diamonds last forever...that way when the shit hits the fan you at least have some equity. :okthumb:

best of luck -
aeon

Hell yeah! Listen to the woman!
1. They're not making any more land. The value can only go up.
2. When she finally gets around to annoying you, you have someplace to send her. :lol:

"Name a star after someone" ranks right up there with chia pets and velvet elvis paintings. Velvet anything paintings, actually.

LOL, Well I got my Christmas present this year!!! A new house.. bought with MY money!!!

And when he gets around to annoying me I can send him to the garage... (unheated) hehehehe


Sabby:)

hehe :P