[sarettah]

Originally Posted by rhetorical

Ah the plot sickens. The old hippy who smoked way too much dope gets access to a keyboard and blossoms. Chapter after chapter of riveting posts. You go girl.
I found the logical progression of this fascinating missive...how does this work for you? Lets do lunch and discuss this script...
HOW TO GET ASS FUCKED:
Prostrate Gland Stimulations
There are many types of action that produce prostrate gland stimulations.
Meeting a woman with a big strap on
Meeting a Russian with a broomstick
Screwing around on webmaster boards
Having a handle such as Sarettah and living up to your established
rep
Posting illegal content on websites
Participating in pedophile type activities
Promoting adult sites to minors
Mutual Fisting
Male Receiving Anal Sex ( Greek )
Female Receiving Anal Sex ( Backwards Greek )
Just acting like a total moron, and others.
If the penetration position or activity does not stimulate the prostrate gland - an ass fucking has not occurred regardless of gender.

Now I know you have been working on this for awhile, but a little editing and development could actually get an attachment. I am thinking...hmmmmm...Gere or Birbrair...something bankable. What do you think? I like the direction you are taking, though....I thought it was one of your better posts on Oprano. Pithy.

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