did you say 9 inch nails????
Mr. Goldberg, New York City, went on vacation to Florida and left his son Shmuel in charge of his Nail Manufacturing Company.
2 weeks later he got phone call from his son,
come home quick, we need to increase capacity, due to 700% increase in demand for 9 inch nails...
Father jumps back in his caddy and drives back home. When he crosses George Washington Bridge, he sees a huge billboard with Jesus on the cross and the line benith:
They used Goldberg's Nails!
Father almost got a heart attack, rushed into the office and chastised Shmuel who promissed to change the billboard.
He authorized the additional funds for 3 extra plants and moved back to Florida.
2 weeks later he gets a phone call from his son:
come back, we need to increase capacity 800% due to even bigger demand.
Father gets into his new Mercedes, drives back to NY and when he crosses George Washington Bridge, he sees a new billboard:
Jesus laying down on the ground under the cross
and a line undernith:
That what happens when you DO NOT use Goldberg's nails!
;-)))
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