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pushpills 08-27-2004 02:24 AM

Serge, not only did I not fuck up the date with the chinese girl, I bagged her on date number 1.


And here's how it went.


I went and picked her up, made some small talk, showed her the place, had some wine.

Then went out to sushi. This girl speaks japanese very well too! She ordered all sorts of stuff, we go through a buncha socki (sp) and Asahi (beer).


We hit this nice bar nearby, goodbar, has a great intimate back room with candlelight and live accoustic guitar playing/singing.


I plow her with Long Island Ice Teas (or as she calls Long I Tea) and we listen to music and I kissed her on the cheek...she liked it...kissed her on the lips and started feeling her up.


Then I go to french kiss her. OK....she just like...sticks out her tounge a little bit and closes her lips. It was hillarious....I had to jam my tounge in her mouth forcibly.


Anyway, we start feeling each other up etc...I go to the bathroom and call my temporary roomie and tell him to split, he sets up candles and music and puts the disco lights on.

I bring her back, start making out with her.....took her clothes off and had her in bed in like 2 minutes.


I'd NEVER been so complimented about my performance IN MY WHOLE LIFE. This girl was SHREEKING just by me kissing her nipples.

She had several orgasms...could feel the contractions. She was so loud and was yelling in chinese and stuff....and their version of "ohh ohh ohh ohh" is much different! More like "hing hing hing ooeey ooeey ooeyyy ayi ayi ayi".


After all this, we hang for a bit and I'm like....so....crobar? She said she was all tired from her finals and drunk as hell (a real lightweight) and wanted to go home and sleep! Wow!

Picked her up at 7:30 was having sex with her by 11.....had her home by 1.


I think dating asian girls who havent been here for too long is all I can do now! She was very very intelligent, speaks like 4 or 5 languages, very interesting to converse with, even though she has to repeat herself sometimes.....



AND She said she was really glad I took her to that sushi place and said she really loved it!!!

I'm one happy boy!

:bdance: :bjump: :cdance: :bdance: :bjump: :cdance: :bdance:



Serge....fuck the natnet pool....wanna bet on my future dates?

gonzo 08-27-2004 02:26 AM

Let me show her Saucerhead and you will be crying like Juicy.

pushpills 08-27-2004 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo@Aug 27 2004, 12:27 AM
Let me show her Saucerhead and you will be crying like Juicy.
Anyone is big compared to juicy....what a disturbing video that was.

gonzo 08-27-2004 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills+Aug 27 2004, 01:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Aug 27 2004, 01:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gonzo@Aug 27 2004, 12:27 AM
Let me show her Saucerhead and you will be crying like Juicy.
Anyone is big compared to juicy....what a disturbing video that was. [/b][/quote]
You know its bad when someone gets their thumb in the way of your cock head. hahaha

cj 08-27-2004 02:51 AM

there's 40 seconds of my life i'll never get back

steve, please promise never to post details of your sexual encounters again.

*shaking head*

pushpills 08-27-2004 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Aug 27 2004, 12:52 AM
there's 40 seconds of my life i'll never get back

steve, please promise never to post details of your sexual encounters again.

*shaking head*

I promise I WILL post details of my sexual encounters again.

slavdogg 08-27-2004 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Aug 27 2004, 01:25 AM
She was very very intelligent, speaks like 4 or 5 languages, very interesting to converse with, even though she has to repeat herself sometimes.....
i call that bullshit ...

but hey did you ask her how the boat ride to America was? :D

Winetalk.com 08-27-2004 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Aug 27 2004, 01:25 AM
Serge, not only did I not fuck up the date with the chinese girl, I bagged her on date number 1.
...and the best people who made it in this business were challenged by me that they can't
;-))

woiks every time! people LOVE to prove me wrong!
;-)))

Winetalk.com 08-27-2004 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Aug 27 2004, 01:52 AM
there's 40 seconds of my life i'll never get back

steve, please promise never to post details of your sexual encounters again.

*shaking head*

Steve, don't do it for cj's sake anymore, ONLY do it for mine
;-))

I like to watch
;-))))

Evil Chris 08-27-2004 07:52 AM

Steve, you require more attention than the average person, right? :lol:

Mike AI 08-27-2004 10:52 AM

This thread is useless without photos!

:yowsa:

DrGuile 08-27-2004 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris@Aug 27 2004, 06:53 AM
Steve, you require more attention than the average person, right? :lol:
that's the understatement of the year...

Odie 08-27-2004 11:44 AM

interesting date..so I guess u'll be seeing her again?? :hic:

Anthony 08-27-2004 11:53 AM

So you had to get her drunk...

Sabby 08-27-2004 11:55 AM

She said she was all tired from her finals and drunk as hell (a real lightweight) and wanted to go home and sleep! Wow!


Translation:

She didnt want to sleep over because her boyfriend/husband is waiting for her at home.


Sabby:)

PornoDoggy 08-27-2004 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Aug 27 2004, 10:56 AM
She said she was all tired from her finals and drunk as hell (a real lightweight) and wanted to go home and sleep! Wow!


Translation:

She didnt want to sleep over because her boyfriend/husband is waiting for her at home.


Sabby:)

I was thinking more along the lines of all the air was leaking out of her and Steve was too tired to blow her back up.

Sabby 08-27-2004 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy+Aug 27 2004, 11:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PornoDoggy @ Aug 27 2004, 11:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sabby@Aug 27 2004, 10:56 AM
She said she was all tired from her finals and drunk as hell (a real lightweight) and wanted to go home and sleep! Wow!


Translation:

She didnt want to sleep over because her boyfriend/husband is waiting for her at home.


Sabby:)

I was thinking more along the lines of all the air was leaking out of her and Steve was too tired to blow her back up. [/b][/quote]
Hahahahahaha


Sabby:)

Vick 08-27-2004 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Aug 27 2004, 01:25 AM
"hing hing hing ooeey ooeey ooeyyy ayi ayi ayi".
Translation - Wrong hole but you have little pee-pee si it don't matter much :D

I had to do it


Also MikeAI is right , we need pics to fill in the gaps of the story

Steve love 'um long time
Can you get her to do your laundry on the next date?
Light starch please

gonzo 08-27-2004 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Odie@Aug 27 2004, 10:45 AM
interesting date..so I guess u'll be seeing her again?? :hic:
Sigbot got a big dinner coming!

pushpills 08-27-2004 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Aug 27 2004, 05:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Aug 27 2004, 05:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Aug 27 2004, 01:25 AM
Serge, not only did I not fuck up the date with the chinese girl, I bagged her on date number 1.
...and the best people who made it in this business were challenged by me that they can't
;-))

woiks every time! people LOVE to prove me wrong!
;-))) [/b][/quote]

:okthumb:

pushpills 08-27-2004 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Aug 27 2004, 08:53 AM
This thread is useless without photos!

:yowsa:

I'll have to snap some sometime.

pushpills 08-27-2004 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Odie@Aug 27 2004, 09:45 AM
interesting date..so I guess u'll be seeing her again?? :hic:
Sure, why not?

pushpills 08-27-2004 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony@Aug 27 2004, 09:54 AM
So you had to get her drunk...
Tough to say....I offered to take her out to dinner and for drinks....getting drunk kinda fits right in.

pushpills 08-27-2004 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Aug 27 2004, 09:56 AM
She said she was all tired from her finals and drunk as hell (a real lightweight) and wanted to go home and sleep! Wow!


Translation:

She didnt want to sleep over because her boyfriend/husband is waiting for her at home.


Sabby:)

LOL

it's possible! but I doubt it. She's on the fast-track business thing at uic and has a final every 2 weeks on wednesday.


She doesn't seem like a liar. The chinese gals are a loyal people,,,unline chinese-americans :)

Sabby 08-27-2004 12:53 PM

I still say there is something fishy about the whole I am too drunk and tired I need to go home excuse... Any drunk and tired person would just roll over and crash after sex and sleep it off... she just didnt want to have to see you again in the morning.


Sabby:)

pushpills 08-27-2004 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Aug 27 2004, 10:36 AM
Steve love 'um long time
Can you get her to do your laundry on the next date?
Light starch please

Hmmm, now there's a good idea.


Their culture is very different and from what I gather the man really takes control,,,,,and after dinner nice conversation and drinks....I get to do whatever I want, as far as I can tell.


Maybe after our next date I'll see if I can get some laundry and ironing done.


She DID give me a backrub without me asking. :)

Sabby 08-27-2004 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills+Aug 27 2004, 11:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Aug 27 2004, 11:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sabby@Aug 27 2004, 09:56 AM
She said she was all tired from her finals and drunk as hell (a real lightweight) and wanted to go home and sleep! Wow!


Translation:

She didnt want to sleep over because her boyfriend/husband is waiting for her at home.


Sabby:)

LOL

it's possible! but I doubt it. She's on the fast-track business thing at uic and has a final every 2 weeks on wednesday.


She doesn't seem like a liar. The chinese gals are a loyal people,,,unline chinese-americans :) [/b][/quote]
Hahaha yeah right!!!

I used to have an asian woman working in my cam studio.

She was 47 years old (looked under 30 - with big fake tits), married to a University professor, AND had a boyfriend on the side... Both of them still couldnt keep her satisfied so she did cam cause she liked it not because she needed the money.

I really miss her.. she was great, the members loved her and she made a fortune!!


Sabby:)

pushpills 08-27-2004 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Aug 27 2004, 10:54 AM
I still say there is something fishy about the whole I am too drunk and tired I need to go home excuse... Any drunk and tired person would just roll over and crash after sex and sleep it off... she just didnt want to have to see you again in the morning.


Sabby:)

Well she knew my buddy was comming home soon....I had called him and told him to split for a couple hours.

I explained that he is living here for a couple months. (1 br). The chinese wouldn't impose. :)


Or maybee she works the late shift at a dry-cleaners....who knows.

pushpills 08-27-2004 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby+Aug 27 2004, 10:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sabby @ Aug 27 2004, 10:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Aug 27 2004, 11:52 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Sabby
Quote:

@Aug 27 2004, 09:56 AM
She said she was all tired from her finals and drunk as hell (a real lightweight) and wanted to go home and sleep! Wow!


Translation:

She didnt want to sleep over because her boyfriend/husband is waiting for her at home.


Sabby:)


LOL

it's possible! but I doubt it. She's on the fast-track business thing at uic and has a final every 2 weeks on wednesday.


She doesn't seem like a liar. The chinese gals are a loyal people,,,unline chinese-americans :)

Hahaha yeah right!!!

I used to have an asian woman working in my cam studio.

She was 47 years old (looked under 30 - with big fake tits), married to a University professor, AND had a boyfriend on the side... Both of them still couldnt keep her satisfied so she did cam cause she liked it not because she needed the money.

I really miss her.. she was great, the members loved her and she made a fortune!!


Sabby:) [/b][/quote]
Well yea....she'd been in the states too long.

I now know who to date....asians who have been here less than 3 months and hopefully never had the dick of a 6 4 american giant!

TheEnforcer 08-27-2004 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Aug 27 2004, 01:52 AM
there's 40 seconds of my life i'll never get back

steve, please promise never to post details of your sexual encounters again.

*shaking head*

Ahahaahhha!! :lol: :lol:

pushpills 08-27-2004 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Aug 27 2004, 05:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Aug 27 2004, 05:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cj@Aug 27 2004, 01:52 AM
there's 40 seconds of my life i'll never get back

steve, please promise never to post details of your sexual encounters again.

*shaking head*

Steve, don't do it for cj's sake anymore, ONLY do it for mine
;-))

I like to watch
;-)))) [/b][/quote]
I'll put a "warning CJ" description under thread.

Vick 08-27-2004 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Aug 27 2004, 01:52 AM
there's 40 seconds of my life i'll never get back


Funny, that's the same thing she said after sex with Steve :D



Oh, Oh it's too easy, can't stop myself

pushpills 08-27-2004 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Aug 27 2004, 11:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Aug 27 2004, 11:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cj@Aug 27 2004, 01:52 AM
there's 40 seconds of my life i'll never get back


Funny, that's the same thing she said after sex with Steve :D



Oh, Oh it's too easy, can't stop myself [/b][/quote]
:lol:

Anthony 08-27-2004 01:42 PM

Asian fever.

I don't see how you whitebois get caught up in it.

Vick 08-27-2004 01:56 PM

Steve , thanks for taking my jokes good natured

Look you're a grown man and can do what you want but something to think about if you haven't already

In all these stories of your conquests I have yet to have anything about a condom

If you and girls are fucking on the first date how many other people are you all doing this with?

Guess what, every person your Asian friend has slept with so have you now
and if you go back and fuck your film school girl now she's fucked everyone the asian girl has fucked and so on and so forth

Like I said you're a grown man and can do what you like but maybe a moments thought to responsibility

You might not beat the odds forever and then everyone you've fucked has the same problem - they're fucked :(

pushpills 08-27-2004 02:16 PM

Vick, I use jimmy hats, even though they suck. I've only not used condoms with 3 girls, my first gf, another gf who we both got tested before hand, and the film school girl you speak of who'd only been with her first boyfriend before me. And I got tested when I got a checkup 2 months ago and am clean.

I agree, if she'd fuck me first date...who knows how many times this has happened? Judging by her orgasmic sounds, none in the u.s., but nevertheless.


I wouldn't throw my life away and the lives of my future partners over 10 seconds of oooozing.


Thank's for the concern. :)

Vick 08-27-2004 02:24 PM

:okthumb: :okthumb: Steve


I came from a time before AIDS, was a different world then

Was really a part of the sex, drugs and rock-n-roll generation

pushpills 08-27-2004 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Aug 27 2004, 12:25 PM
I came from a time before AIDS, was a different world then

Was really a part of the sex, drugs and rock-n-roll generation

.....shutup

Mike AI 08-27-2004 02:54 PM

Serge continues to inspire!!

RawAlex 08-27-2004 02:56 PM

I had to check the address bar to make sure this wasn't go fuck thyself.

Steve, write a penthouse letter next time.

Alex


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