Well, it's always easier to get after someone posts the answer.... :nyanya:

Give the man a ceeeeegar....

you probably googled it though :nyanya:

(j/k) [/b][/quote]
If I googled it, wouldn't I have just done it the first time? ;-)

If I googled it, wouldn't I have just done it the first time? ;-) [/b][/quote]
Actually, a good cheater would google it, then post the wrong answer, then come up with the right answer....

At least thats the way I do...err...I mean thats how friends of mine do it.... :yowsa:

I don't have to take the test, I am not qualified to be a Britis Officer because:

1. I am not pasty faced
2. I don't like my meat boiled
3. I am not gay

:okthumb:

I don't have to take the test, I am not qualified to be a Britis Officer because:

1. I am not pasty faced
2. I don't like my meat boiled
3. I am not gay

:okthumb: [/b][/quote]
You don't have to be gay to be a Brit Army Officer!!!
















OK, sure , to be promoted to Major or above it DOES help if you are...

Battery went dead
Diabetic is in a coma
Burned the hell out of the pilot
Lit the entire desert on fire
Nomads killed my fitnesss instructor guy
But, I did manage to shoot down the rescue helicopter :okthumb:

Fuck!!!!

You are right!!


Question 14 )
You are in command of a squadron of Challenger main battle tanks.
You are fully armed and fueled.
Your orders are to engage all enemy


When faced by a vastly superior force in entrenched positions with full armour and air support do you:

i) retreat
ii) attack
iii) surrender
iv) utilising the bright pink camo paint on yr tanks , infiltrate the enemy and once won over hurt their feelings by criticising there uniforms , decor or taste in TV programming


Answer

i) we are not Italian!!!
ii) only if they are soccer fans , chanting of "come over here if you reckon your hard enough" should establish this.
iii) We aren't fucking French
iv) Correct answer, after the enemy feelings have been hurt however , make them a nice cup of tea and say "Oh well , never mind then , it'll all come out in the wash"


;-)))

ahahahahaha sweeet :)

Congrats Osama :)

British Army clearly has high standards...I got 30/80, had no battery power and the diabetic chick was in a coma...but I have all the attributes to make it as an officer.

:D

I got...

""78 out of 80.
We fixed the plane .
The pilot won a Olympic Medal in Cycling
The chick with diabetes is alive and married to an Insurance Salesman in Des Moines.She is into the BDSM scene.
Haliburton built a Casino in the Desert
And the nomads , now known as "San de Nigga and the Infidels" , had a platinum album called "Nuke it!"

Welcome back General , two points deducted , forgot to make tea"



:)

Oh in that case..

The one that surrendered ;) [/b][/quote]
It's the French Canadien goat! B)

But it helps LOL