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Dravyk 11-28-2005 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Peaches
Are ANY of the US National Holidays truly celebrated as they were originally meant to be? Labor Day? Memorial Day? Columbus Day? Thanksgiving? MLK Day? I mean, c'mon - it's a free day off for 99.9% of the population - not much more.

As some black comedian said long ago (was it Eddie Murphy? probably) ... It basically went like this:

"Shit yeah, I'd go for a KKK national holiday. Another day off, hopefully with pay. Hell yeah! I'll be home and even give a toast -- "Happy Fucking Birthday Grand Fucking Wizard Mother Fucker, and t'anks fo' the day off, ya dog-fucking bastard." -- And then go watch me some football." http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/drink.gif

PornoDoggy 11-28-2005 03:00 AM

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I don't give a rat's ass about Christmas. I concluded about 35 years ago, when I still considered myself a Christian, that what gets celebrated in December had nothing to do with religion, unless your idea of the holy trinity is Adam Smith, Sam Walton, and Alan Greeenspan.

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Originally Posted by voodooman
It's a holliday that has been around since before any of us, (except maybe Sarettah and PD) just like religion.

May the next individual you arrest have consumed two cases of beer, a dozen boiled eggs, a half-dozen pickled pigs feet, and recover from constipation in the back of your squad car.

MorganGrayson 11-28-2005 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
I don't give a rat's ass about Christmas. I concluded about 35 years ago, when I still considered myself a Christian, that what gets celebrated in December had nothing to do with religion, unless your idea of the holy trinity is Adam Smith, Sam Walton, and Alan Greeenspan.


May the next individual you arrest have consumed two cases of beer, a dozen boiled eggs, a half-dozen pickled pigs feet, and recover from constipation in the back of your squad car.

I'm not going to be quite as colorful as PD with this, but voodooman, you're using the "we've always done it this way" argument, which is never a good reason for doing anything.

PD...what gets celebrated in December is determined by the celebrant. Jews and Pagans (just to select two) have a long list of holidays they manage to celebrate without the government having to declare anything. All other religions do, too. Any current calendar will provide you with the dates of unpronouceable holidays that I suspect are the result of the current attempts not to bash Muslims.

Your argument, PD, regarding how Christmas is *actually* celebrated is what caused me to compare it to, and celebrate it as, a secular holiday.

The worst thing that has ever happened to me in my life happend at 1:30 pm on December 28, 1975. For a quarter of a century all Christmas meant to me was unbearable pain. I hated everything about it. My way of "celebrating" Christmas was to try and hold in the grief, which as I was later told by my youngest, I did quite unsuccessfully.

For some, it's a religious holiday, and my best to them. To most people, it's something else. What that something else is, is up to them.

voodooman 11-28-2005 03:29 AM

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I think PD was more upset at my comment about him being older than
Xmas, not at my comment.

I could be wrong though.

:)

PornoDoggy 11-28-2005 03:29 AM

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My only reason for taking a poke at voodooman was his insinuation that I am old. I mean, I am - but that's beside the point.

I truly wish people would shut the fuck up about this shit. It was only the lame attempt to compare Christmas to other holidays that annoyed me.

I wish the so-called Christians would render unto Ceasar that which is Ceasar's - which, if you live in the United States, happens to be that you live in a secular society where you don't have the right to shove your religion down anyone else's throat using the authority of the state to do the shoving.

I wish the so-called athiests and agnostics would get a grip, and realize that a school having a holiday pagent or lights on a government building do not an endorsement of religion make. Yeah, the blatant bullshit like nativity scenes needs to be addressed, but don't toss the presents out with the used wrapping paper, so to speak.

In an era where federal tax dollars are being dispensed to religious organizations that use it for evangelical as well as assistance purposes, the little tempest in a teapot bullshit like this is nothing but a red herring.

JR 11-28-2005 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
Man, it's funny to see how giving a nigger a holiday still annoys some people...

haha. i still remember my inbred grandfather freaking out about this... then he named his black poodle nigger to honor the occasion.

*sigh* what wonderful memories i have of my childhood..... NOT! my family would make jerry springer cry.

Timon 11-28-2005 06:15 AM

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I remember someone recently asking do you ever type a long message and then not post it?

I just did... it had something to do with Americans taking being politically correct way too far... but in slightly less politically correct terms than this :p

Almighty Colin 11-28-2005 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
unless your idea of the holy trinity is Adam Smith, Sam Walton, and Alan Greeenspan.

You rang?

Almighty Colin 11-28-2005 07:21 AM

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I don't care what it's called. I've celebrated Christmas for more than 20 years as an atheist and other than one aunt who - despite knowing my position on religion - still signs all her XMas cards "God Bless" and driving by churches with over-sized dioramas of baby Jesus in a barn I wouldn't ever know the religious side of the holiday.

Trev 11-28-2005 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah
A burn is one thing, but that's downright insulting dammit :blink:

You have a valid point, I'll bump you yanks up 2 points so that you're level pegging with the French. :)

Trev 11-28-2005 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dravyk
Ah well then, where are all the British holidays for all the people they conquered and fucked over throughout the centuries?

India Day?
Carribbean Day?
USA Day?
Hong Kong Day?
Egypt Day?
Palestine Day?
Australia Day?
Ireland Day?
The list goes on and on and on ...

So where are they? Ah, I thought so.

So where the hell do you have any room to talk whatsoever? Yep, precisely none. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gif

Do we have a maids day or butlers day... no, why?

Because we don't give the lower classes special holidays. :p

Trev 11-28-2005 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Dravyk
And learn to spell "favorite" like someone who speaks English and not like the French would. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/whistling.gif

Don't even go there with that bastardized language that you spell in. :hmm:

Newton 11-28-2005 08:31 AM

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Bad grammar and form Dravyk ;)

sarettah 11-28-2005 09:23 AM

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All this, of course, is just one manifestation of a more general problem with having Christmas Day as a national holiday in a country where there are all sorts of religious beliefs, including none, and where the First Amendment to the Constitution declares that "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

Christmas is a national holiday partly because it is a major religious holiday of the country's dominant religion, but that certainly can't be the whole story, because Easter, which is arguably a more important religious holiday, is not a national holiday. You don't have to look far to find the rest of the story. Christmas became a national holiday because it involved the exchange of gifts, which is now by far the biggest part of the celebration. Take a holiday of the dominant religion, add gift exchange as a major part of the celebration, and---presto!---the modern market economy responds to deliver the gifts and to pump up demand for even more gifts year after year. Anybody, whether or not they attribute any religious significance to Christmas, can participate in the gift exchange, and the consumer economy not only encourages them to do so, it really requires them to participate, for Christmas has become the great engine of the consumer economy.
http://info.phys.unm.edu/~caves/commentary/012.html

PornoDoggy 11-28-2005 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
You rang?

:) - somehow I knew that would get your attention.

sarettah 11-28-2005 11:02 AM

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Hmmm. not getting anywhere with this whole thing so maybe it is time to ask the question in a different way...

How would you feel if instead of Christmas being a national holiday, Hannukah was made a national holiday. So, instead of saying Merry Christmas all over the place we would be saying Happy Hannukah and giving Hannukah gifts instead of Christmas gifts.

And when you (as a Christian, Muslim, Pagan, whatever) complained about it it was explained that it was just a name and didn't really mean anything anymore so why get your panties in a ruffle about it ?

:blink:

Peaches 11-28-2005 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah
Hmmm. not getting anywhere with this whole thing so maybe it is time to ask the question in a different way...

How would you feel if instead of Christmas being a national holiday, Hannukah was made a national holiday. So, instead of saying Merry Christmas all over the place we would be saying Happy Hannukah and giving Hannukah gifts instead of Christmas gifts.

And when you (as a Christian, Muslim, Pagan, whatever) complained about it it was explained that it was just a name and didn't really mean anything anymore so why get your panties in a ruffle about it ?

:blink:

I think that would be AWESOME!!! Hannukah is 8 days long :) :) :)

Trev 11-28-2005 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Peaches
I think that would be AWESOME!!! Hannukah is 8 days long :) :) :)

I didn't know that, I'm good to rock with Hannukah as well :okthumb:

Red 11-28-2005 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Peaches
I think that would be AWESOME!!! Hannukah is 8 days long :) :) :)

Yeah, but we only got one present a night and the first night was the only good present. The other nights were socks, underwear and other useful things.

Peaches 11-28-2005 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Red
Yeah, but we only got one present a night and the first night was the only good present. The other nights were socks, underwear and other useful things.

Not much different than Christmas - 1 good gift, the rest useful stuff ;) But Sare was talking about making it a National Holiday - 8 days off in Dec sounds superb to me :)

sarettah 11-28-2005 12:20 PM

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:headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

No no no... You wouldn't get 8 days off dammit.

I was merely changing the name of Christmas (december 25, Candlemas, Mid winters fest) to the Jewish Holiday. Still one day off for the fucker. Still give presents that you can't afford to give. Still the emphasis on the commercial marketing aspect.

Just renaming it in something other than the predominant religion's version of it.

Wouldn't that piss a bunch of people off ?

:unsure:

Dravyk 11-28-2005 01:48 PM

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8 days?

Make it 12!!! ...

Not only does it fit in with the song, but we just combine everything into one bigass 12-day KwanzaChanukahRamadonYuleChristmasWintersolsticeSa turnalia celebration!!!

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MorganGrayson 11-28-2005 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah
:headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

No no no... You wouldn't get 8 days off dammit.

I was merely changing the name of Christmas (december 25, Candlemas, Mid winters fest) to the Jewish Holiday. Still one day off for the fucker. Still give presents that you can't afford to give. Still the emphasis on the commercial marketing aspect.

Just renaming it in something other than the predominant religion's version of it.

Wouldn't that piss a bunch of people off ?

:unsure:

Yes, of course it would piss a bunch of people off.
People who don't like change.
People who never saw Christmas as a religious holiday in the first place.
Christians real and pretend.
People who just like getting pissed off about shit.

I take your point and it makes the "making a religious holiday a 'National Holiday'" concept easier to grasp.

Do you actually have a suggestion for the removal of the US Government and their attempts/successes at "establishing a religion"?

Yes, it's unConstitutional. Yes, it violates everything we *thought* this country was founded on. However, it doesn't seem to matter. There are countless court cases that should have been won that have been lost, because not enough people want this particular boat to be rocked.

The biggest difference between the "right" and the "left" in this country is that the "right" is organized and loud.

voodooman 11-28-2005 03:12 PM

Re: Should Christmas be a National Holiday ??
 
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Originally Posted by sarettah
Hmmm. not getting anywhere with this whole thing so maybe it is time to ask the question in a different way...

How would you feel if instead of Christmas being a national holiday, Hannukah was made a national holiday. So, instead of saying Merry Christmas all over the place we would be saying Happy Hannukah and giving Hannukah gifts instead of Christmas gifts.

And when you (as a Christian, Muslim, Pagan, whatever) complained about it it was explained that it was just a name and didn't really mean anything anymore so why get your panties in a ruffle about it ?

:blink:

AGAIN, I say, Who Gives A Fuck?!?!?

Peaches 11-28-2005 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by voodooman
AGAIN, I say, Who Gives A Fuck?!?!?

Sarettah ;)

voodooman 11-28-2005 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches
Sarettah ;)

Actually, I don't think he cares THAT much, he just wants to
see what shit he can stir.

Trev 11-28-2005 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by voodooman
Actually, I don't think he cares THAT much, he just wants to
see what shit he can stir.

You should be a policeman with senses like those ;)

Dravyk 11-28-2005 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by voodooman
Actually, I don't think he cares THAT much, he just wants to see what shit he can stir.

Sare? Naw, tell me it isn't so! :unsure:

sarettah 11-28-2005 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by voodooman
Actually, I don't think he cares THAT much, he just wants to
see what shit he can stir.


Moi ??

I get accused of all sorts of shit these days dammit.

I was seriously interested in the question and was wondering what the board thought of it. There was not other reason for me to ask it. Trust me :rolleyes:























(it did go 3 pages though)

MorganGrayson 11-28-2005 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dravyk
Sare? Naw, tell me it isn't so! :unsure:

Sorry, Dravyk. Deep breaths here. It's so. :unsure:

Final answer: no, of course it shouldn't be. However, it is. So, shall we move on to the next controversial issue we can't do a damned thing about now?

voodooman 11-28-2005 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah
Moi ??
Trust me :rolleyes:

No worries, I TRUST you. ;)

MorganGrayson 11-28-2005 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by voodooman
No worries, I TRUST you. ;)

Citizen's arrest! Disorderly conduct! Being a half-wit in a public place! :blink:

Timon 11-29-2005 01:03 AM

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just eat your fucking turkey and shut the fuck up everyone

voodooman 11-29-2005 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon
just eat your fucking turkey and shut the fuck up everyone

Hey, why you so pissy? I celebrate Martin Luther King Day.

:yowsa:

el pres 11-29-2005 03:45 AM

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Do you get regional holidays in the US.. Drives me mad here.
The city will shutdown, but 5 miles away everything goes on as normal.

Then you've got state holidays, and then the national ones.
Yep, Spain has way to many holidays, there are 2 next week some
godly one and the constitution.

Columbus day is on the 12th October here, not the 10th like you.. odd.

Almighty Colin 11-29-2005 04:56 AM

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Columbus day is on the 12th October here, not the 10th like you.. odd.

Americans hate working on Mondays. "Columbus Day is celebrated on the 2nd Monday in October" - The Internet.

Stacey_JoinRightNow 11-29-2005 05:20 AM

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its still a holiday and mostly that season everyone are having a vacation, so whats the difference? hehehe

voodooman 11-29-2005 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
its still a holiday and mostly that season everyone are having a vacation, so whats the difference? hehehe

Nice pic, Who is she? :okthumb:

Timon 11-29-2005 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by voodooman
Hey, why you so pissy? I celebrate Martin Luther King Day.

I thought your special holiday was called Mardi Gras :p

Timon 11-29-2005 06:34 AM

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Colin I miss you :)


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