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Peaches 08-27-2004 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by Vick@Aug 27 2004, 02:25 PM
:okthumb: :okthumb: Steve


I came from a time before AIDS, was a different world then

Was really a part of the sex, drugs and rock-n-roll generation

Ah yes - all you needed was the pill and the local Planned Parenthood office or college infirmary would hand them out like candy :)

Vick 08-27-2004 03:06 PM

All you needed was big long hair, clothes from Rave, makeup and a lot of attitude


Long leg and short skirts
Those girls get me where it hurts
I can't wait to get my hands on them
I won't give up until they give in

Now I'm not looking for a love that will last
I need a shot and I need it fast


or

Baby knows wherever she goes she's got sex action

or

10 seconds to love

Bring a girl friend, maybe bring two
A got a camera, make a star outta you

Cassie 08-27-2004 03:40 PM

this is what makes men and women similar......

when someone says they have finals and are quite drunk hence wanting to go home, for both sexes it is a polite way of saying i do not want to stay over, i am not interested and i prefer to be polite and not hurt your feelings.

the quite drunk was a dead give away because anyone would want to at least sleep it off and knowing chinese/japanese students, most would not go out and get drunk the night before an exam. they are too goal oriented and take their studies too seriously (which is probably why they are more successful then we americans).

dont get your hopes/ego up there kiddo.

funny read though :biglaugh:

pushpills 08-27-2004 03:57 PM

Cassie, you missed a few things. She does not HAVE finals comming up, she had them the day before. And she was never invited to stay over and she knew it.


She did ask if I wanted to crash over there. I said I'm not ready to sleep yet.


I'm not saying it's not possible she just wanted to get laid and go away....but she sure seemed to want to set something else up during the cab ride back to her place. Only time will tell. :redance:

Cassie 08-27-2004 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by pushpills@Aug 27 2004, 03:58 PM
Cassie, you missed a few things. She does not HAVE finals comming up, she had them the day before. And she was never invited to stay over and she knew it.


She did ask if I wanted to crash over there. I said I'm not ready to sleep yet.


I'm not saying it's not possible she just wanted to get laid and go away....but she sure seemed to want to set something else up during the cab ride back to her place. Only time will tell. :redance:

isnt kinda refreshing to have someone do the deed and then WANT to leave?

no headaches, no in the morning bs.

if she were my daughter, i would prefer her not to fuck someone hours after she met that person but i can see how things are changing more rapid then i can keep up so.......

make sure you're a trojan man.

you only live once and you're young. go have fun and hopefully these experiences (sexual or otherwise) you are having now, will bring you closer to want you want down the road.

TheEnforcer 08-27-2004 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by Cassie+Aug 27 2004, 03:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cassie @ Aug 27 2004, 03:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Aug 27 2004, 03:58 PM
Cassie, you missed a few things. She does not HAVE finals comming up, she had them the day before. And she was never invited to stay over and she knew it.


She did ask if I wanted to crash over there. I said I'm not ready to sleep yet.


I'm not saying it's not possible she just wanted to get laid and go away....but she sure seemed to want to set something else up during the cab ride back to her place. Only time will tell. :redance:

isnt kinda refreshing to have someone do the deed and then WANT to leave?

no headaches, no in the morning bs.

if she were my daughter, i would prefer her not to fuck someone hours after she met that person but i can see how things are changing more rapid then i can keep up so.......

make sure you're a trojan man.

you only live once and you're young. go have fun and hopefully these experiences (sexual or otherwise) you are having now, will bring you closer to want you want down the road. [/b][/quote]
FUCK BUDDIES RULE!!!

Need to find me one. Haven't had a fuck buddy since before I started dating my wife!! :o

Peaches 08-27-2004 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Aug 27 2004, 05:49 PM
FUCK BUDDIES RULE!!!

Need to find me one. Haven't had a fuck buddy since before I started dating my wife!! :o

Contact some old girlfriends! Old lovers are the best fuck buddies - you already know it won't work as an exclusive relationship because you already tried. And they know where everything is so there's no training involved B)

And of course, they already know all your faults :okthumb:

grimm 08-27-2004 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by pushpills+Aug 26 2004, 10:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Aug 26 2004, 10:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gonzo@Aug 27 2004, 12:27 AM
Let me show her Saucerhead and you will be crying like Juicy.
Anyone is big compared to juicy....what a disturbing video that was. [/b][/quote]
what video?

grimm 08-27-2004 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by slavdogg+Aug 26 2004, 11:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slavdogg @ Aug 26 2004, 11:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Aug 27 2004, 01:25 AM
She was very very intelligent, speaks like 4 or 5 languages, very interesting to converse with, even though she has to repeat herself sometimes.....
i call that bullshit ...

but hey did you ask her how the boat ride to America was? :D [/b][/quote]
lasted longer, was wetter, and probably more pleasant;)

TheEnforcer 08-27-2004 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches+Aug 27 2004, 04:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Aug 27 2004, 04:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@Aug 27 2004, 05:49 PM
FUCK BUDDIES RULE!!!

Need to find me one. Haven't had a fuck buddy since before I started dating my wife!! :o

Contact some old girlfriends! Old lovers are the best fuck buddies - you already know it won't work as an exclusive relationship because you already tried. And they know where everything is so there's no training involved B)

And of course, they already know all your faults :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
Seeing as I had my last girlfriend before I started dating my wife 11 years ago it would be kinda hard to look em up again. Especially since I have less than zero desire to ever move back to my hometown!! :D

*KK* 08-27-2004 07:02 PM

I've always heard that Asian women are the best at faking it.

cj 08-27-2004 11:51 PM

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Originally posted by Vick+Aug 27 2004, 12:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Aug 27 2004, 12:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cj@Aug 27 2004, 01:52 AM
there's 40 seconds of my life i'll never get back


Funny, that's the same thing she said after sex with Steve :D



Oh, Oh it's too easy, can't stop myself [/b][/quote]
come now vick, you know steve couldn't handle a real woman

Vick 08-27-2004 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by cj+Aug 27 2004, 10:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Aug 27 2004, 10:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Aug 27 2004, 12:30 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-cj
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@Aug 27 2004, 01:52 AM
there's 40 seconds of my life i'll never get back



Funny, that's the same thing she said after sex with Steve :D



Oh, Oh it's too easy, can't stop myself

come now vick, you know steve couldn't handle a real woman [/b][/quote]
CJ - I didn't mean you
I meant the Asian girl :)

sarettah 08-28-2004 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by pushpills@Aug 27 2004, 02:58 PM
but she sure seemed to want to set something else up during the cab ride back to her place. Only time will tell.
You went the extra inch and made sure she got home ok eh ?

There's hope for you yet kid..... :okthumb:

Peaches 08-28-2004 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by sarettah+Aug 28 2004, 12:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Aug 28 2004, 12:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Aug 27 2004, 02:58 PM
but she sure seemed to want to set something else up during the cab ride back to her place. Only time will tell.
You went the extra inch and made sure she got home ok eh ?

There's hope for you yet kid..... :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
Yeah, I have to admit I was quite impressed by that myself! :okthumb:

cj 08-28-2004 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches+Aug 27 2004, 11:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Aug 27 2004, 11:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah@Aug 28 2004, 12:09 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-pushpills
Quote:

@Aug 27 2004, 02:58 PM
but she sure seemed to want to set something else up during the cab ride back to her place. Only time will tell.


You went the extra inch and made sure she got home ok eh ?

There's hope for you yet kid..... :okthumb:

Yeah, I have to admit I was quite impressed by that myself! :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
me too :unsure:

there must be a motive behind it though :rolleyes:

Vick, nice save!!!! :P

Hell Puppy 08-28-2004 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by *KK*@Aug 27 2004, 06:03 PM
I've always heard that Asian women are the best at faking it.
They're also used to small equipment.

pushpills 08-28-2004 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by sarettah+Aug 27 2004, 10:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Aug 27 2004, 10:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Aug 27 2004, 02:58 PM
but she sure seemed to want to set something else up during the cab ride back to her place. Only time will tell.
You went the extra inch and made sure she got home ok eh ?

There's hope for you yet kid..... :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
Why wouldn't I???

:ph34r:

gonzo 08-28-2004 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by grimm+Aug 27 2004, 05:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ Aug 27 2004, 05:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Aug 26 2004, 10:28 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-gonzo
Quote:

@Aug 27 2004, 12:27 AM
Let me show her Saucerhead and you will be crying like Juicy.


Anyone is big compared to juicy....what a disturbing video that was.

what video? [/b][/quote]
Ask Mary.... and if you ask Juicy. He will tell you hes a damn good looking guy.

sarettah 08-28-2004 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by pushpills+Aug 28 2004, 02:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Aug 28 2004, 02:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah@Aug 27 2004, 10:09 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-pushpills
Quote:

@Aug 27 2004, 02:58 PM
but she sure seemed to want to set something else up during the cab ride back to her place. Only time will tell.


You went the extra inch and made sure she got home ok eh ?

There's hope for you yet kid..... :okthumb:

Why wouldn't I???

:ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Excellent answer.

You are gaining more points in this thread than all your other posts on Oprano combined :okthumb: :okthumb:


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