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Trev 07-14-2005 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by Anthony+Jul 14 2005, 09:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ Jul 14 2005, 09:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Originally posted by MorganGrayson@Jul 13 2005, 08:48 AM
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Originally posted by Anthony@Jul 13 2005, 07:30 AM
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@Jul 13 2005, 05:47 AM
Jace, you gotta show these ladies some lovin :)


:okthumb:

Anthony..."metro" is only considered "gay" by men lodged in closets. :D


So, I'm not gay, then?


Ummm...we'll talk, Anthony. We'll talk. :blink:

I wanted to add...

Does having my prostate stimulated while doing anything sexually make me gay?

I mean if it's with a chick and all. [/b][/quote]
:blink:

MorganGrayson 07-14-2005 07:25 PM

You have to have sex with, and build relationships with, a person of the same gender as yourself in order to be gay. Really. It's in the bylaws and everything.

And Jace? Uh...I'm still female! (If you have the strength to scroll back far enough, you'll find I eventually *did* get the point of your original post and answered it correctly!)

Oh, and sense everybody is tossing in their...whatevers...I'll toss in mine. When the first "glass dildo" post was up...I kept on keeping on. Didn't even click on it. I thought "glass????" and "delicate areas" and moderately freaked. (Hush up all of you, I don't get out much and don't know a lot of things.) Then once you described the process and the end result, I thought "hmmmm...that sounds interesting, indeed." Then went on to "oh, how lovely!" I can see how actually holding one and examining it would be so much easier for me to make a purchase...or for my husband to make one as a gift for me.

Once I get done with a few projects, I want to see how well they'd work on my erotica site. Erotica surfers are a different breed of surfer.

MorganGrayson 07-14-2005 07:27 PM

*sigh*

"since," of course.

Trev 07-14-2005 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by MorganGrayson@Jul 15 2005, 12:28 AM
*sigh*

"since," of course.

A mistake!!!!!

Then that would make you human :o




<whisper>
There is an edit button at the top of every post you make :P
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:D

Jace 07-14-2005 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by MorganGrayson@Jul 14 2005, 03:26 PM
Once I get done with a few projects, I want to see how well they'd work on my erotica site. Erotica surfers are a different breed of surfer.
let me know when you do that, i will send you one to review on the site...when peopel review our products they seem to sell better

MorganGrayson 07-14-2005 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by Trev+Jul 14 2005, 03:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Jul 14 2005, 03:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MorganGrayson@Jul 15 2005, 12:28 AM
*sigh*

"since," of course.

A mistake!!!!!

Then that would make you human :o




<whisper>
There is an edit button at the top of every post you make :P
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:D [/b][/quote]
Oh.

So there is.

Oops.

Oh, well, I have no problem with taking my lumps for incorrect diction! :D


Jace...thank you, that sounds great. I feel my very first "Morgan's True Sexual Adventure" story cumming...er...coming on. :yowsa:
(I just talked to my husband on the phone - in mid-post - and he is going to be extremely helpful in the writing of the text for the sales blurb. He rattled off several good reasons for purchasing one that I hadn't considered. In my defense, this is all pre-launch.)

sarettah 07-14-2005 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX@Jul 14 2005, 03:06 PM
I honestly just wanted to give away some shit...LOL...but that ain't happenin any time soon

Well, you could send me one.... I have a wife :yowsa:

Lee 07-14-2005 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by sarettah+Jul 14 2005, 05:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Jul 14 2005, 05:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JaceXXX@Jul 14 2005, 03:06 PM
I honestly just wanted to give away some shit...LOL...but that ain't happenin any time soon

Well, you could send me one.... I have a wife :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
Is her name 'Bob' :biglaugh:

Jace 07-14-2005 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by Lee@Jul 14 2005, 05:38 PM

Is her name 'Bob' :biglaugh:

actually, i think it is Frank

Peaches 07-14-2005 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by MorganGrayson@Jul 14 2005, 07:26 PM
Oh, and sense everybody is tossing in their...whatevers...I'll toss in mine. When the first "glass dildo" post was up...I kept on keeping on. Didn't even click on it. I thought "glass????" and "delicate areas" and moderately freaked.
My brain gets blocked thinking of all those Pyrex pie plates, casserole dishes, etc that I've broken over the years. They shatter into little bitty pieces...... :unsure:

Jace 07-15-2005 12:02 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches@Jul 14 2005, 07:48 PM
My brain gets blocked thinking of all those Pyrex pie plates, casserole dishes, etc that I've broken over the years. They shatter into little bitty pieces...... :unsure:
I have never had a piece of pyrex break, much less shatter into tiny pieces..usually it just breaks in half or into pieces, but not tiny

I have actually run one of our pieces over with my truck and it didn't break it

I need to shoot some video of my doing that, woulkd be excellent addition to the site

Peaches 07-15-2005 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX+Jul 15 2005, 12:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JaceXXX @ Jul 15 2005, 12:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Jul 14 2005, 07:48 PM
My brain gets blocked thinking of all those Pyrex pie plates, casserole dishes, etc that I've broken over the years. They shatter into little bitty pieces...... :unsure:
I have never had a piece of pyrex break, much less shatter into tiny pieces..usually it just breaks in half or into pieces, but not tiny

I have actually run one of our pieces over with my truck and it didn't break it

I need to shoot some video of my doing that, woulkd be excellent addition to the site [/b][/quote]
It's a mental thing - I'm also afraid of my garbage disposal because I watched a movie once where someone's hand got stuck in it. I'm strange, but you already knew that. :P

JR 07-15-2005 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by MorganGrayson@Jul 14 2005, 03:26 PM
When the first "glass dildo" post was up...I kept on keeping on. Didn't even click on it. I thought "glass????" and "delicate areas" and moderately freaked. (
i always felt that way as well when todd started selling these a while back.. i imagine a lot of surfers do also. i can't imagine someone feeling comfortable with sticking something inside themselves that is basically synonmous with shattering into a million shards and cutting people to peices. everyone has been cut by broken glass. i really dont see those people sticking glass up thier asses.

Jace 07-15-2005 03:23 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches@Jul 14 2005, 08:05 PM

It's a mental thing - I'm also afraid of my garbage disposal because I watched a movie once where someone's hand got stuck in it. I'm strange, but you already knew that. :P

oh jesus, i share that one with you...big time


i HATE garbage disposals

gonzo 07-15-2005 05:05 AM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX+Jul 14 2005, 11:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JaceXXX @ Jul 14 2005, 11:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Jul 14 2005, 07:48 PM
My brain gets blocked thinking of all those Pyrex pie plates, casserole dishes, etc that I've broken over the years. They shatter into little bitty pieces...... :unsure:
I have never had a piece of pyrex break, much less shatter into tiny pieces..usually it just breaks in half or into pieces, but not tiny

I have actually run one of our pieces over with my truck and it didn't break it

I need to shoot some video of my doing that, woulkd be excellent addition to the site [/b][/quote]
hmmm FFN video idea.

Jace 07-15-2005 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Bhelliom@Jul 14 2005, 09:48 AM
what exactly is a raked color category?
I have been racking my brain trying to think of another name for this category...

Swirled Colors
Blended Colors

anyone have some good ideas?

http://www.ecstasyglass.com/images/rakedbl...spotpleaser.jpg

what does that scream to you...swirled?

Newton 07-15-2005 04:41 PM

Who you gonna call .. GlassAssBusters lol

It looks like a tadpole

Newton 07-15-2005 04:43 PM

oh for the colours ... "oil and water"?

Trev 07-15-2005 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by Newton@Jul 15 2005, 09:44 PM
oh for the colours ... "oil and water"?
Get out of my mind :okthumb:


Pyrex and pussy..... I don't own either so have at it <_<

MorganGrayson 07-15-2005 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX+Jul 15 2005, 12:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JaceXXX @ Jul 15 2005, 12:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Bhelliom@Jul 14 2005, 09:48 AM
what exactly is a raked color category?
I have been racking my brain trying to think of another name for this category...

Swirled Colors
Blended Colors

anyone have some good ideas?

http://www.ecstasyglass.com/images/rakedbl...spotpleaser.jpg

what does that scream to you...swirled? [/b][/quote]
"Twirled Colors"
It's evocative of movement. "Swirled" is as well, but "twirled" strikes me as being more playful. "Remember how much fun you had twirling your baton? Well here is an even better toy for the playful woman."

Jace 07-15-2005 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by MorganGrayson@Jul 15 2005, 05:26 PM

"Twirled Colors"
It's evocative of movement. "Swirled" is as well, but "twirled" strikes me as being more playful. "Remember how much fun you had twirling your baton? Well here is an even better toy for the playful woman."

wow, i think you just came up with an entire marketing campaign for our company

haha

grimm 07-16-2005 06:15 AM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX@Jul 12 2005, 08:17 PM
trying to get some numbers and shit

it involves people that use dildos

roll call for gay guys and girls

sorry, no dildos


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