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Old 11-17-2003   #51
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Relax, don't do it. When you want to come.
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1. Don't stick a wet dick into an electrical socket.

2. Don't stick a dry dick into an electrical socket.

3. If you can stick your dick into an electrical socket, go get yourself a new dick.
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How about some common sense ones?

Only buy Western Digital hard drives if you value your data.
Always rent Xbox games from Blockbuster before blowing $50 on a game that sucks.
Chameleon Submitter beats the others hands down.
Learn to get away from the computer without feeling guilty for not working.
Cooking twice as much as you need and freezing half of it will save you tons on fast food and taste a hell of a lot better.

If things seem to be getting too heavy...
-Go find a sleeping baby. Watch closely for as long as possible.
-Lay down in the grass and stare at the clouds.
-Buy a coloring book and crayons. Use them.
-Remember, life is terminal. Everything else is cake compared to that.
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and you don't....
I was at the beach the other day (Oregon Coast) hahahha, and I was spitting into the wind and laughing as it flew back behind me.. My wife laughed when one almost hit me... Luckily I have quick reflexes..
Its amazing how I find excitement in the most stupid things after sitting in and office for too long..

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How about some common sense ones?

Only buy Western Digital hard drives if you value your data.
Always rent Xbox games from Blockbuster before blowing $50 on a game that sucks.
Chameleon Submitter beats the others hands down.
Learn to get away from the computer without feeling guilty for not working.
Cooking twice as much as you need and freezing half of it will save you tons on fast food and taste a hell of a lot better.

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-Go find a sleeping baby. Watch closely for as long as possible.
-Lay down in the grass and stare at the clouds.
-Buy a coloring book and crayons. Use them.
-Remember, life is terminal. Everything else is cake compared to that.
Get a Marine fish tank and just sit and watch it for a while










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Pretend to be deaf when asked "Do these pants make my ass look fat"

There is no correct answer. ;-)))
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Pretend to be deaf when asked "Do these pants make my ass look fat"

There is no correct answer. ;-)))
There is but "no your fat makes your ass look fat" isn't recommended
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There is but "no your fat makes your ass look fat" isn't recommended
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Neither is giggling ;-)))
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