Nick, Trev, and Newton have gone.... - Page 4

softball · 01-07-2006

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Originally Posted by Sabby

I dont think it's guilty "pleasure". Its more like the feeling you get when you stop to see a bad car accident.

I think we actually feel horrified for you (embarrased actually in this case) because you look like such a dumbass and you cant even see that yourself.

Sabby

Sure Sabby. Time to do something that will tax your abilities....go shopping. They got a Holt Renfrew in the chuck?

Sabby · 01-07-2006

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

Sure Sabby. Time to do something that will tax your abilities....go shopping. They got a Holt Renfrew in the chuck?

Now THAT would be a guilty pleasure. And it is tempting.

But I have to work today. I'm just waiting for my hotrollers to cool down.

Sabby

softball · 01-07-2006

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Originally Posted by Sabby

Now THAT would be a guilty pleasure. And it is tempting.

But I have to work today. I'm just waiting for my hotrollers to cool down.

Sabby

Yeah, hot rollers are a bitch.
You ready to give up this endless pissing between us Sabby? I am. It is getting really boring and can get really nasty. What happened in the past maybe shoul stay in the past. We have both crossed a few lines that should not have been crossed. It is completely unproductive and accomplishes nothing.

RyanLanane · 01-07-2006

Yeah, I agree ... and being out of the market for a few years it will take me some time to get back into synch. At Least I have 10X the knowledge of that niche anybody just getting into it would right off the bat

Writing my own stories is something I might consider actually.. More for the reasons you stated than anything else - thanks for pointing that out.

softball · 01-07-2006

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Originally Posted by RyanLanane

Yeah, I agree ... and being out of the market for a few years it will take me some time to get back into synch. At Least I have 10X the knowledge of that niche anybody just getting into it would right off the bat

Writing my own stories is something I might consider actually.. More for the reasons you stated than anything else - thanks for pointing that out.

YW

Also, a little trick that works well. Take the hot button words...whatever they are that makes your customers horny (you know the kind people yell out when they are horny and make no sense) and just wrap a story around them. It works so well and makes writing a snap. That also makes them key word rich.

softball · 01-07-2006

Cool. I look forward to some civilised, interesting conversation in the future. I am sure we actually have a lot in common.

PornoDoggy · 01-08-2006

The piano has been drinking
My necktie's asleep
The combo went back to New York, and left me all alone
The jukebox has to take a leak
Have you noticed that the carpet needs a haircut?
And the spotlight looks just like a prison break
And the telephone's out of cigarettes
As usual the balcony's on the make
And the piano has been drinking, heavily
The piano has been drinking
And he's on the hard stuff tonight

softball · 01-08-2006

Le piano avait bu ma cravate endormie le combo est allé de nouveau à New York, et est-ce qu'à gauche je le jukebox doit tout seul prendre une fuite vous fait noter que le tapis a besoin d'une coupe ? Et les sembler de projecteur juste comme une coupure de prison et le téléphone dehors des cigarettes comme d'habitude le balcon sur la marque et le piano avait bu, fortement le piano avait bu et lui ce soir sur la substance dure

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

I am on the crossroad,
I don't know whom I should ask to show tits,
Sabby or J....

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I am on the crossroad,
I don't know whom I should ask to show tits,
Sabby or J....

Why would you even ask? That is the typical GFY question. But I suppose you need to see great tits once in awhile to rekindle old memories. Or was that mammaries?

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

OK, forget about Sabby,
show us your great tits, J.
(no cock, please!)

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

OK, forget about Sabby,
show us your great tits, J.
(no cock, please!)

Serge, you can do way better than that. Are you caught up corking another bottle of two buck chuck or what?

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

Serge, you can do way better than that. Are you caught up corking another bottle of two buck chuck or what?

I am sorry, I haven't realised you were so sensative about your cock....

wanna make fun of my cock? Should I post the picture?

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I am sorry, I haven't realised you were so sensative about your cock....

wanna make fun of my cock? Should I post the picture?

I have seen it. That picture is old and dusty. This is 2006. Check your knock off sea dweller. It should be there.

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

I have seen it. That picture is old and dusty. This is 2006. Check your knock off sea dweller. It should be there.

which one have you seen? Do you think cocks get smaller with age? J, are you older than me?

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

J, don't be so sensitive about your cock, NOBODY cares, really.

Now...
in 3 lines,
what do you envy the most about my cock?

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

J, don't be so sensitive about your cock, NOBODY cares, really.

Now...
in 3 lines,
what do you envy the most about my cock?

Cock? Serge. Get over it. What is it that causes you to obsess about cock anyway? It must be your upbringing. Normal folks don't give a shit.

softball · 01-08-2006

Serge, you into the pinotage or what. I am getting bored waiting for your response.

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

Serge, you into the pinotage or what. I am getting bored waiting for your response.

I don't smoke at home.

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I don't smoke at home.

Yeah, so what?

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

I love my cock, I used to play with it when I was little, my upbringing hasn't included toys.

You just fly off the handle every time your cock is mentioned.

C'mon, it's small, but it's yours, stop hating it.

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I love my cock, I used to play with it when I was little, my upbringing hasn't included toys.

You just fly off the handle every time your cock is mentioned.

C'mon, it's small, but it's yours, stop hating it.

Serge, its only you who mentions cock. What has that got to do with anything. Get over it dude. it is your biggest insecurity. Who the fuck cares? Cocks don't pay your rent. The IRS never asks the size of your freeking dick, but maybe you tell them anyway....lol. I am sure that impresses the shit out of them.

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

Serge, its only you who mentions cock. What has that got to do with anything. Get over it dude. it is your biggest insecurity. Who the fuck cares? Cocks don't pay your rent. The IRS never asks the size of your freeking dick, but maybe you tell them anyway....lol. I am sure that impresses the shit out of them.

yes, I mention cocks and you go beserk. In 3 lines, what you despize the most about your cock?

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

yes, I mention cocks and you go beserk. In 3 lines, what you despize the most about your cock?

Why would a civilised person even mention cocks? Think about that. You really need to get out in the real world.

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

Why would a civilised person even mention cocks? Think about that. You really need to get out in the real world.

Are you telling me there are no cocks in real world? What world are you living in? I am sorry if word cock makes you nervous.

softball · 01-08-2006

You must be hunting for some old cock pics or something. typical freeking russian reaction. No offense, but its time to leave that shit behind. You are an American now, no?

softball · 01-08-2006

Serge, have you only ever gone toe to toe with pornographers? You need to get around more. There is a whole other world of real people that would just howl at this conversation.

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

Serge, have you only ever gone toe to toe with pornographers? You need to get around more. There is a whole other world of real people that would just howl at this conversation.

I dunno, I can speak cock with anybody, EVERYBODY like good cock, even those who pretend they don't. I can't speak cockney, though

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I dunno, I can speak cock with anybody, EVERYBODY like good cock, even those who pretend they don't. I can't speak cockney, though

I am sure you can't speak cockney to save your life. I am also sure you can speak cock with anyone. But kid, you gotta believe, that in polite company, you fail miserably. I, on the other hand, can be dressed up and trotted out at any embassy in the world. I know that pisses you off, but it is a fact. Enter peaches, stage left.

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

I am sure you can't speak cockney to save your life. I am also sure you can speak cock with anyone. But kid, you gotta believe, that in polite company, you fail miserably. I, on the other hand, can be dressed up and trotted out at any embassy in the world. I know that pisses you off, but it is a fact. Enter peaches, stage left.

they speak cockney at embassies now? what gave you this stupid idea?

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

they speak cockney at embassies now? what gave you this stupid idea?

That is just stupid.

softball · 01-08-2006

Serge, I gotta go to bed. I know that you who are up at three am posting on web boards are social butterflies with tons of friends, but I am just getting bored waiting for your next silly cock post. I am sure I will wake up tomorrow to find some stupid cock picture....what is it about you russians anyway?...but until then spakoina nocche tavarich.

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

Serge, I gotta go to bed. I know that you who are up at three am posting on web boards are social butterflies with tons of friends, but I am just getting bored waiting for your next silly cock post. I am sure I will wake up tomorrow to find some stupid cock picture....what is it about you russians anyway?...but until then spakoina nocche tavarich.

damn...no cock, no stemina. I was 15 years older than you when I was going with Ron Levi toe to toe 'til 5 am in the morning. Nite-nite, sweet dreams about cocks, friends, spelling bees.

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

I thought you were in bed already, promisses, promisses. Don't you have a gramm of libido, Graham?

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I thought you were in bed already, promisses, promisses. Don't you have a gramm of libido, Graham?

That would be gram, serge. And wtf does libido have to do with anything. That is just freeking pathetic.

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by rhetorical

That would be gram, serge. And wtf does libido have to do with anything. That is just freeking pathetic.

when one has libido - one goes to bed and fucks instead of pissing and moaning about his cock on the webmasters chat boards.

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

when one has libido - one goes to bed and fucks instead of pissing and moaning about his cock on the webmasters chat boards.

When one has libido, one doesn't talk about it. You are the only one talking about cock. You should be ashamed about now.

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

ashamed of what? My cockney? My libido?

why are you still not in bed as promissed?

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

ashamed of what? My cockney? My libido?

why are you still not in bed as promissed?

You have no idea what cockney even is. Libido is probably a memory for you. Bed would be a comforting place to reflect on what you used to enjoy.

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

Why are you trying get me into bed? I don't go to bed with strangers before asking them for paypal first.

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

Why are you trying get me into bed? I don't go to bed with strangers before asking them for paypal first.

say good night, dick.

Winetalk.com · 01-08-2006

Ask your wife for that.

softball · 01-08-2006

and you sir, are no Jack Kennedy.

cj · 01-08-2006

I don't get what that has to do with you dating female penguins ...

and its "antediluvian"

wibble

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by cj

I don't get what that has to do with you dating female penguins ...

and its "antediluvian"

wibble

You seem to have developed a speech impediment, but of course antediluvian would roll off your tongue. Who said I dated female penguins? Hell I have only been to australia once and most of the "front wheelers" couldn't even spell penguin.

cj · 01-08-2006

don't feel bad, even you can't have perfect spelling all the time!

its ok that you don't get the penguin joke ... its antediluvian - as in the ancient days of oprano ... you know, when you were in school.

what is a front wheeler? I may come back later for the answer ... but probably not.

softball · 01-08-2006

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Originally Posted by cj

don't feel bad, even you can't have perfect spelling all the time!

its ok that you don't get the penguin joke ... its antediluvian - as in the ancient days of oprano ... you know, when you were in school.

what is a front wheeler? I may come back later for the answer ... but probably not.

Nah probably not. The ancient days of Oprano when I was in school? I only wish. Front wheeler....sure you know, kid.

JoesHO · 01-09-2006

good to see you CJ!

JoesHO · 01-09-2006

The penguines all follwed the pied piper into mainstream and have left the adult world.

of course I am sure they will return in the summer time after all the good ice is back .

sarettah · 01-09-2006

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

The penguines all follwed the pied piper into mainstream and have left the adult world.

of course I am sure they will return in the summer time after all the good ice is back .

Nah, the Penguins is everywhere.

They're just wearing sunglasses so you won't recognize them

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