Men! Pedicures... Too Gay? - Page 2

grimm · 11-19-2005

do you get mannies too, pooft?

Anthony · 11-20-2005

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Originally Posted by grimm

do you get mannies too, pooft?

Manicures are for those men who can look staright down and see their toes.

So shut up.

Sin · 11-19-2005

I like the French manicure too, its not to gawdy, & its clean looking.

Red · 11-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

I like the French manicure too, its not to gawdy, & its clean looking.

I usually do the American manicure. It's softer than the French.

MorganGrayson · 11-20-2005

I use the "I paint my nails when I happen to feel like it" system. It works for me. Pedicures will always be on my whistful "things I can't do" list, I'm afraid.

Sin · 11-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

I usually do the American manicure. It's softer than the French.

What on earth is the American manicure? lol

Red · 11-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

What on earth is the American manicure? lol

It's similar to the French except the nail tip isn't painted as stark white and the nail bed color is more towards the pink side. When done right it looks like you have completely natural, long nails with clear polish on them.
Next time you get your nails done, ask if they do them. It's not new. I've been getting mine done that way since 1998.

Sin · 11-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

It's similar to the French except the nail tip isn't painted as stark white and the nail bed color is more towards the pink side. When done right it looks like you have completely natural, long nails with clear polish on them.
Next time you get your nails done, ask if they do them. It's not new. I've been getting mine done that way since 1998.

Okay I've seen those, I've seen the ones with the 'pink' hue on them before, I still prefer the french.

sarettah · 11-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

What on earth is the American manicure? lol

Insert fingernail tip into mouth.
Place teeth against fingernail tip.
Bite.
Tear.
Repeat till all fingers (or toes) are finished.

Sin · 11-21-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Insert fingernail tip into mouth.
Place teeth against fingernail tip.
Bite.
Tear.
Repeat till all fingers (or toes) are finished.

LOL Too funny...

Newton · 11-20-2005

I am giving myself a manicure now

Dravyk · 11-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

I am giving myself a manicure now

Pickin' the dirt outta yer nails with a pen knife don't count.

Newton · 11-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Pickin' the dirt outta yer nails with a pen knife don't count.

If I was an Eagles fan that might be true

I know you chew your toenails like lister

Dravyk · 11-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

If I was an Eagles fan that might be true

I know you chew your toenails like lister

Used to. Now I have a girl come in, get on her knees and do it for me once a week.

... Btw, are we still talking about the same thing?

sarettah · 11-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Used to. Now I have a girl come in, get on her knees and do it for me once a week.

we are talking pedicures, not your weekly high colonic

Red · 11-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Used to. Now I have a girl come in, get on her knees and do it for me once a week.

.

Now Dravyk, you know you're tall enough that I don't have to get on my knees.

Anthony · 11-20-2005

I'd like to thank MikeW, Robin, sarettah, Timon for the Homo votes.

You all suck ass. Thank you.

sarettah · 11-20-2005

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Originally Posted by Anthony

I'd like to thank MikeW, Robin, sarettah, Timon for the Homo votes.

You all suck ass. Thank you.

Got to remember to get Trev to change that shit so Mods can't see who voted how

Dravyk · 11-21-2005

Sarettah, I was getting a bit tired repeating myself and you're not understanding.

Then I realized at your advanced age it could either be hard-of-hearing or memory loss or both!

So let me know which it is, so I know whether I need to start posting in triplicate so you remember, or to just shout loudly so you can hear me!

sarettah · 11-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Sarettah, I was getting a bit tired repeating myself and you're not understanding.

Then I realized at your advanced age it could either be hard-of-hearing or memory loss or both!

So let me know which it is, so I know whether I need to start posting in triplicate so you remember, or to just shout loudly so you can hear me!

I heard you each and every time. Read your posts. You never denied that you were getting an enema

Gave you all sorts of chances to back off and you didn't. So I just figured that I had guessed right

And from all the messages I have been getting in icq I find out that yes I had guessed right

Dravyk · 11-21-2005

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Originally Posted by sarettah

I heard you each and every time. Read your posts. You never denied that you were getting an enema

Gave you all sorts of chances to back off and you didn't. So I just figured that I had guessed right

And from all the messages I have been getting in icq I find out that yes I had guessed right

"My plumbing works" answered the question loooooong ago, you illiterate dung beetle.

Sin · 11-21-2005

okay the ass talk disturbs me, although I bet your bum feels amazingly fresh afterwards...

sarettah · 11-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

okay the ass talk disturbs me, although I bet your bum feels amazingly fresh afterwards...

Poop

Lisa · 11-21-2005

Uh Harry? Probably not a good idea to call someone 'illiterate' in the same sentence as you misspell 'beetle'.

Dravyk · 11-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Uh Harry? Probably not a good idea to call someone 'illiterate' in the same sentence as you misspell 'beetle'.

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, Lisa!

Lisa · 11-21-2005

Uh huh...nice edit!

Newton · 11-21-2005

He does that a lot lol

Dravyk · 11-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

He does that a lot lol

My fingers work faster than my brain at times.

Yeah, I'm opening myself up for shit, but the women will love that remark. hehe

MorganGrayson · 11-21-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

He does that a lot lol

He's not the only one who can say "oh, fuck!" and click "edit" in a nanosecond!

Dravyk · 11-21-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

He's not the only one who can say "oh, fuck!" and click "edit" in a nanosecond!

I suspect it's a "writer" thing.

Sabby · 11-22-2005

Okay I have to tell you guys about something really creepy...

I went to the nail salon today... and had the usual...

While I was having my pedicure done... I looked over and they actually took something that looked like a POTATO PEELER to the woman's feet in the chair next to me... and feet calous stuff was flying everywhere!!! ewwww...

THIS is what happens if you don't go regular...

I used to grimace at the pumice stone treatment... it tickles.

Sabby

MorganGrayson · 11-22-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

I suspect it's a "writer" thing.

I suspect it is. I wrote something rather lengthy recently that caused me to hit the "preview" post first, something I remember to do only occasionally. I called myself a lot of horrific names for forgetting the apostophe in a contraction, flooded with relief that I'd caught it in time.

It probably wouldn't have been the worst sin of my life had it gone through, though.

Nice recap, PD!

You got points and a note.

Callous removal on the feet of certains kinds of people is best left in the hands of a podiatrist, not the people in nail places. I never, ever go barefoot, not even in the house, which keeps a lot of the callouses at bay. (I don't do the "shoe thing" like some women like to do. I'm working on the world's largest slipper collection, though.)

I think Sabby should get all the shoes I'd be entitled to if I lusted for shoes, though!

Sin · 11-22-2005

Ew yuck! I knew a lady once, she used a steak knife on her feet, not cutting the callouses off but just scraping the blade across them, YUCK!

Trev · 11-22-2005

OK, after the last two posts, I think this thread should be closed

Newton · 11-22-2005

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PornoDoggy · 11-22-2005

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We have established that all topics turn to shit, given enough time.

We have established that both Sar & Dravyk fear aging, based on the way they both doth protest too much, methinks.

We have established the distinctions between various and sundry names for the labor associated with the application of some fuckin' paint on fingernails used to part some women from their money.

We have established that only weak minds would regard getting a pedicure is an overt sign of gayness.

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11-20-2005	#11
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11-21-2005	#19
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11-21-2005	#24
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11-22-2005	#31
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11-22-2005	#33
Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	Re: Men! Pedicures... Too Gay? Ew yuck! I knew a lady once, she used a steak knife on her feet, not cutting the callouses off but just scraping the blade across them, YUCK! __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

11-22-2005	#34
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11-22-2005	#35
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