The longest simple haircut ever!!

TheEnforcer · 10-24-2005

Unfucking believeable. I have a wedding to go to this weekend and I needed to get a haircut as I have been trying to grow my hair long and it needed to be cut to look nice for the wedding. Well I go downtown and put enoygh money for an hour and 10 minutes worth of time figuring that would give me plenty of time to get a haircut and grab a bite to eat. I sat down within 5 minutes of going in there and by the time I had gotten done with just the haircut and got back to my car I had already gotten a parking ticket 45 minutes earlier!!

Dravyk · 10-24-2005

What did they use? Tweezers?

TheEnforcer · 10-24-2005

It sure seemed like it.. damn.. I was like.. don't worry I used to ahve a high and tight so having my hair really short doesn't bother me. I guess because it was so damn long to begin with she didn't want to take off a bunch at a time worried I may not like it.

Dravyk · 10-24-2005

A "high and tight"?

Trev · 10-24-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

A "high and tight"?

I would usually say something about "that's how I like my women".. but it's too obvious..

TheEnforcer · 10-24-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

A "high and tight"?

You've obviously never been in the military.

Dravyk · 10-24-2005

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer

You've obviously never been in the military.

I have much to be thankful for.

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Originally Posted by Trev

I would usually say something about "that's how I like my women".. but it's too obvious..

I was thinking boobies too.

Sin · 10-24-2005

Damn, it better be a bloody nice hair cut after all that!

TheEnforcer · 10-24-2005

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Originally Posted by Sin

Damn, it better be a bloody nice hair cut after all that!

It's a good haircut, just took forever.

SykkBoy · 10-24-2005

I've had the opposite...I use this deranged Iranian lady who is the fastest haircutter I've ever seen...she just goes at the hair like edward scissorhands and within minutes, it's all done...kind of scary too as those scissors just whizz past your head...

Dravyk · 10-24-2005

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy

I've had the opposite...I use this deranged Iranian lady who is the fastest haircutter I've ever seen...she just goes at the hair like edward scissorhands and within minutes, it's all done...kind of scary too as those scissors just whizz past your head...

You know you love it! That's why you keep going back there, Sykk.

ReighlynnRaine · 10-24-2005

It always makes me sad when people with long hair cut it off...

no fair. I can't seem to get mine to grow past my shoulder blades.

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TheEnforcer Scored VIP to Anton's Piss Tank Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,781	The longest simple haircut ever!! Unfucking believeable. I have a wedding to go to this weekend and I needed to get a haircut as I have been trying to grow my hair long and it needed to be cut to look nice for the wedding. Well I go downtown and put enoygh money for an hour and 10 minutes worth of time figuring that would give me plenty of time to get a haircut and grab a bite to eat. I sat down within 5 minutes of going in there and by the time I had gotten done with just the haircut and got back to my car I had already gotten a parking ticket 45 minutes earlier!!

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Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Re: The longest simple haircut ever!! What did they use? Tweezers? __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

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TheEnforcer Scored VIP to Anton's Piss Tank Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,781	Re: The longest simple haircut ever!! It sure seemed like it.. damn.. I was like.. don't worry I used to ahve a high and tight so having my hair really short doesn't bother me. I guess because it was so damn long to begin with she didn't want to take off a bunch at a time worried I may not like it.

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