Texan Jew

Winetalk.com · 11-23-2004

Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish Texan is sitting between them.

The first Texan says, "My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 1,000 head of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger."

The second Texan says, "My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 5,000 head of cattle and they call my place Big John's."

They both look at the Jewish man who says, "My name is Irving and I own only 300 acres."

Roger looks down at him and say, "300 Acres? What do you raise?"

"Nothing" Irving says.

"Well then, what do you call it?" Asked John.

"Downtown Dallas."

Bishop · 11-23-2004

I love Texas Jew jokes...

pushpills · 11-23-2004

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Originally posted by Bishop@Nov 23 2004, 01:00 PM
I love Texas Jew jokes...

I Love Texas Jew toast...

XXXPhoto · 11-23-2004

I'll spend the next hour trying to picture Serge in a 10-gallon yalmalka...

DrGuile · 11-23-2004

I figured from the subject that this was a thread about hooper....

Winetalk.com · 11-23-2004

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Nov 23 2004, 03:21 PM
I'll spend the next hour trying to picture Serge in a 10-gallon yalmalka...

ahhh!
;-))))

Playful Melissa · 11-23-2004

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 23 2004, 11:01 AM
They both look at the Jewish man who says, "My name is Irving and I own only 300 acres."

Roger looks down at him and say, "300 Acres? What do you raise?"

"Nothing" Irving says.

"Well then, what do you call it?" Asked John.

"Downtown Dallas."

Have you been talking to my father??? That is his favorite joke - I heard it 3 times in the 1 1/2 days I allowed him to be in Boca last week.

DRINK RED BULL IT GIVES YOU WINGS!!! ASK ME I'LL SHOW YOU!!!

grimm · 11-24-2004

does red bull give you wings?

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Winetalk.com Prostate Examiner I quoff fine wine at corkd.com Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: good 'ole USA Posts: 21,018	Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish Texan is sitting between them. The first Texan says, "My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 1,000 head of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger." The second Texan says, "My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 5,000 head of cattle and they call my place Big John's." They both look at the Jewish man who says, "My name is Irving and I own only 300 acres." Roger looks down at him and say, "300 Acres? What do you raise?" "Nothing" Irving says. "Well then, what do you call it?" Asked John. "Downtown Dallas." __________________ why dogs sniff each other butts?

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