How to really fuck a woman

[Dianna Vesta]

Alright I hear about how much sex you all have or dream of having. Tell us your secrets. Don't be shy.

How do you fuck a woman? Or for those of you in the know...how do you make LOVE to a woman.

DV

[Buff]

I hire Serge to do it for me and wear a Buff mask.

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Buff@Oct 25 2003, 04:52 PM
I hire Serge to do it for me and wear a Buff mask.

come on sissy don't be shy. tell us what you DO know.

[Hell Puppy]

If you wanna make her scream twice during sex, fuck her in the ass first and then afterwards use the curtains to wipe your dick off.

[ulfie]

How do you fuck a woman? Easy, take away her credit cards.

[Vick]

Originally posted by ulfie@Oct 25 2003, 05:08 PM
How do you fuck a woman? Easy, take away her credit cards.

PEARL!!!

[Vick]

Not going to get into the details but ..........

Sex is all about passion

The most important sex organ .......... the brain - need mental stimulation, having sex with a (beautiful) women who is not intelligent is masturbating with someone else's body - not always a bad thing, it is what it is

[clemsontiger]

I'd tell you some of my secrets, but my mother reads/posts on this forum

[VooMan]

Originally posted by Vick@Oct 25 2003, 05:23 PM
The most important sex organ .......... the brain - need mental stimulation, having sex with a (beautiful) women who is not intelligent is masturbating with someone else's body - not always a bad thing, it is what it is

Heh, now that's a pearl for sure...

The worst sex I ever had in my life was with the hottest looking women. I guess they were so beautiful they figured that being in the same room with them was enough. It isn't...

I agree with Vick. It's all about passion and having a connection with your partner. There's no comparison between making love to someone you care about and getting laid.

I don't have any cool moves, but I do think that the point of a journey is not to arrive. I take my sweet time.

[Vick]

Other generalizations

Tell a beautiful women she's intelligent
Tell an intelligent woman she's beautiful
If she's both - tell her so

In keeping with that - treat a high maintenance women low maintenance and a low maintenance women like she's high maintenance
Personally it's very unusual for me to date a HM woman for more than a few weeks

Always tell a woman you won't have sex on the first meeting or date, in fact keep telling them no, women aren't used to hearing no, it changes the dynamic and put the man in control as to sex

Complement but be honest - don't say 'Oh you're so hot" - say why she really is attractive - pick out a feature-like "you have incredible cheek bones and beautiful brown almond shaped eyes, they make a stunning combination" - then grace her face with a finger while you trace her cheekbones - you can kiss the finger afterward if you like

Foreplay/warmups - the neck is so important and tell her so - that graceful line that runs from the jawline to her shoulders- it's such a graceful erotic curve - it's calls out to me to bite you here, here and here (do this passionately from behind while you trace a finger/thumb firmly toward but not quite to her cleavage, stop short, many men go for the breasts and don't know how to properly handle them)

(women have the best, most graceful, erotic curves in all of nature)

A woman is by far the most beautiful creation nature made - tell her so

Men please don't kill me for giving secrets away (I'm still holding out all our best ones)

[Vick]

Other things to consider ....

Never ask a woman how many men she has had sex with
a) it's none of your business
She most likely is going to lie and say fewer that actual and then ask you, you in turn are probably going to lie - why bother lying to each other?!

If a woman asks you how many partners you've had the proper response is
"I never thought that was something you counted, I never felt the need to go make a notch on my bedpost like women were some type of conquest to be counted"

Never ask a woman "was it good for you, or how good was it, or how you compare?" - if you have to ask that's a very bad sign

Many women will tell you that you're the best sex they have ever had, many of those women will be lying or caught up in the heat of passion when those words pass their lips - appreciate it but take it with a grain of salt

As sad as it is, accept the fact that some women can not reach orgasm. You going down and sucking clit for a half hour or trying to bang like you're Superman isn't going to do it if she hasn't been able to do it for herself her entire life -
it's just going to get old for her and then she may fake it and do you really want a woman faking it, do you really want to be deceived just to stroke your ego?

Sometimes in the case of a woman who hasn't been able to orgasm after being with her for some time and trust has been built up you may be able to try some new things and maybe get some positive results
Just because a woman didn't orgasm doesn't mean she really didn't enjoy the experience

If you are with a woman who can multiple orgasm count yourself lucky and soon to be worn out often (still smiling though)

[FATPad]

Originally posted by Vick@Oct 25 2003, 02:23 PM
the brain - need mental stimulation, having sex with a (beautiful) women who is not intelligent is masturbating with someone else's body - not always a bad thing, it is what it is

Yep.

[Buff]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Oct 25 2003, 04:06 PM
If you wanna make her scream twice during sex, fuck her in the ass first and then afterwards use the curtains to wipe your dick off.

hahahaha

[Buff]

Anyone who says the brain is the most important sex organ doesn't have a penis. Sex is a physical act. It is organic. It is not intellectual. If it is, you're a confused person.

[Vick]

Buff this is one we'll disagree on

Remember - having sex with a (beautiful) women who is not intelligent is masturbating with someone else's body - not always a bad thing, it is what it is

You can fuck for a half hour (give or take) - you have to talk at sometime and usually that goes on longer than the fucking when you get to the relationship point

and do you think unintelligent women can talk erotic anywhere as well and stimulating as an intelligent woman?


..... and baby talk dirty to me

[eatapeach]

hurry up vick and get to the part where you fist her.

make her come like that and there won't be any question that sex with you is the best she's ever had.

[Vick]

eatapeach - Hmmmm ..... I don't kiss and tell (everything that is)

p.s. Buff - if you don't think the brain/mind is the most important sex organ try telling an unintelligent woman(or person) "I want to fuck you like and animal" and then tell an intelligent women the same thing and tell me which one is better sex

Got to have an intellect to fully appreciate/understand raw, uninhibited passion



Last edited by Vick at Oct 25 2003, 07:38 PM

[Carrie]

Notice how quiet the thread is after Vick has let loose... everyone's busy taking care of that sudden urge, LOL

Buff it *is* mental. Men often don't get that, because they seem to always be "in the mood". Women aren't. It is possible to GET them into the mood, but if they're not, don't expect to just walk up and say "So, wanna give me a blowjob tonight" and expect anything more than a disgusted sigh.

Other than that... Vick... DAMN!!!

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Carrie@Oct 25 2003, 10:35 PM
Notice how quiet the thread is after Vick has let loose... everyone's busy taking care of that sudden urge, LOL

Buff it *is* mental. Men often don't get that, because they seem to always be "in the mood". Women aren't. It is possible to GET them into the mood, but if they're not, don't expect to just walk up and say "So, wanna give me a blowjob tonight" and expect anything more than a disgusted sigh.

Other than that... Vick... DAMN!!!

Well...do you?

[nlphoto]

Originally posted by ulfie@Oct 25 2003, 02:08 PM
How do you fuck a woman? Easy, take away her credit cards.

GODDAMNIT ULFIE !

1st fukkin thing I thought of when I saw the title... bastid beat me to it.

[Trev]

If you really want to fuck her take pictures and send them to her husband

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 25 2003, 04:47 PM
Alright I hear about how much sex you all have or dream of having. Tell us your secrets. Don't be shy.

How do you fuck a woman? Or for those of you in the know...how do you make LOVE to a woman.

DV

Dianna, yesterday we met a guy who knows you from your Trap days...he said he "tamed" you and the group of your lesbian friends with a special dildo/massager produced in the 60ies...

maybe you remember him....
;-)))

Old toys work on your ilk!
;-))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Buff@Oct 25 2003, 07:21 PM
Anyone who says the brain is the most important sex organ doesn't have a penis. Sex is a physical act. It is organic. It is not intellectual. If it is, you're a confused person.

buzzzz..........wrong!

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by ulfie@Oct 25 2003, 05:08 PM
How do you fuck a woman? Easy, take away her credit cards.

hahahahahaahahahahahah
;-)))))))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Buff@Oct 25 2003, 04:52 PM
I hire Serge to do it for me and wear a Buff mask.

..and you say brain is not a sexualk organ!

Now I know the fantasy which gets you "over the top"
;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 25 2003, 04:47 PM
Alright I hear about how much sex you all have or dream of having. Tell us your secrets. Don't be shy.

How do you fuck a woman? Or for those of you in the know...how do you make LOVE to a woman.

DV

the line:
you are much better than your sister
still gets me all the results I need
;-))))

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 26 2003, 12:41 PM
the line:
you are much better than your sister
still gets me all the results I need
;-))))

A cast-iron frying pan on the back of the head? :P

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Carrie+Oct 26 2003, 01:12 PM-->